I cant stop laffin...
A girl in her sleep was dreaming. She dreamt dat she was
engaged,
still in her sleep,she was getin
married to d same lucky man. After d wedding,she became
pregnant and was rushed 2 d delivery room and d nurse ask
her 2 push. She pushed and delivered a baby but d nurse told
her it was still remaining,she pushd and delivered d second
baby, and she was told it was still remaining anoda baby. As
she was trying to push d third baby out,her room mate
shouted juliana
wakeup!...U don shit for bed. Culled from doorgists.

Ew