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Extra Advanced Joke,like It Or Leave It. by musahoss(m): 1:11pm On Jun 28, 2015
Let's have a Moment of silence in
Honor of those
children who were not born but
were;
1. Swallowed during a Mouth Action.
2. Thrown away in Condoms
3. Washed in trousers during
Masturbation.
4. Dropped on someone's breast
and died in tissue paper.
5. Slipped on someone's hips and
lost in water.
6. And many more untold
incident...
Consider yourself very lucky to be
alive. Cos YOU
made it!!!
You are a Sperm that survived!!
You were the fastest swimmer
and you made it!!
You were a sperm that survived
while billions of
others perished.
So do not feel down. Live Life and
Enjoy Life. If you made it when
you were a Sperm. You can make
it in Life too!! I wish you all the
best.
Hey, I made it too. Don't get it
twisted!. So don't be ashamed to
say to yourself, "I am a lucky
sperm"...
Re: Extra Advanced Joke,like It Or Leave It. by mdbissalla(m): 1:23pm On Jun 28, 2015
l love this piece
i am proud to have made it!!!

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