Can somebody help me to ask
NOLLYWOOD to please answer these
important questions ? 1.How can a ghost look left n right before
crossing the road? ‘Dem dey fear accident?’
2.Why does the TV go off by itself after
the ‘breaking news’?
3.Why do all native doctors paint one eye?
4.Why must every advert Start with a loud scream?
5.Why must every juju part be represented
by lightening n thunder under the bright
sunlight?
6.Why do Nigerian movies always have
part one to five? 7.How can Segun Arinze be Ramsey Noah’s
dad… Any resemblance?
8.Why will a blind mother say, “I’m happy
to see you my son”?
9.Why is Jim Iyke always coming back
from America n speaking with a fake British accent?
10.When will Pastor Ajidara stop being a
fake pastor?
11.Why is it that the characters die or run
mad immediately after their confessions?
12.Epic Village Movie Set in the 90s still finds Mercy Johnson
with Brazilian hair,
how come?
13.Hw can N2bn fit into a small Ghana-
Must-Go bag?
14.Must all hired assassins be found in
uncompleted or abandoned buildings? ‘Na dem papa house?’
15.Why must a film have Part 1,2, 3; Return
of The Film 1,2 n 3; n The Same Film
‘Reloaded’ 1,2 n 3? WHY!?
16.Will a Yoruba movie ever be complete
without a visit to the ‘Baba’? 17.Study:9 out of 10 times, Olu
Jacobs
dies of heart attack in Nollywood
movies,why?
18. “15 years ago” n Ini Edo calls her
Boyfriend with a Bold 5.. How is this
possible? 19.Why will d parents call their child 3
times nd ask him/her how many time did I
call you? ‘Dem no sabi count?’
20.When poor people come to Lagos to
struggle dey always make it, if na so why
poor people still dey Lagos? 21.Why is it dat Ogogo is always
innocent
but must be a victim of circumstances?
22. Why is translations in most Yoruba
films are always in direct translation?
e.g .."Ta lo fun e loyun yi"..."Who gave you
this pregnant?"

Lol

D most annoyin is d news scene. Its so oor and sad that up til dat dey can't make remarkable news scene we'r d tv won't b automatc, breakin news pops up only 4 it 2 shut down afta a particula news.

The only thing wey dey always pain me is that part where an old man or I'll rather say an adult playing the role a small kid/teenager is suppose to act. SmhV!