pryd:


She's must be a vegetarian. She no dey "chop" meat

tears in my eyes as am laffin.."..hahahahaha

RedBenson:

So you've been using cucumber with lubes?

Jacksparrow0712:

Na to use _dick push am in make e fall inside her belle. Then she go fit _shit am comot

Lol..Jacksparrow e clear say u evil, e even show for ur picture

Boys Are Not Smiling Sir #BANS

Unibentested:



Lol..Jacksparrow e clear say u evil, e even show for ur picture

Pope22:


It is indeed embarrassing to learn that our girls have degenerated to this level of moral laxity.

UNN boys, where una dey?

@Op, you talked about moral laxity but I don't think you really know what it means. So masturbation is morally bad while fornication is not? What are you really telling UNN boys to do? Mine you, if you encourage sin, you'll be a partaker of the consequencies. 1000s of people are seeing this post and from the comments, you have deceived or encourage many in their sins. Repent.

skondo09:

tears in my eyes as am laffin.."..hahahahaha

Hmm! Wonders shall never end.

Na wo ooo she no get guy or toastin who go assist her

Jacksparrow0712:

Na to use _dick push am in make e fall inside her belle. Then she go fit _shit am comot

Guy you wicked
I vowed not to comment on Nland for 3 months, you just made me break that vow...

rheether:
Get Boyfriend, them no gree.

(In Timberlake's voice): will you be my girlfriend?

postlape:
This story doesnt sound real..why would drs ask 4 her parents contacts?why ll drs refuse to operate on her despite d bleeding?All lies...

. They'll need d approval of ones people b4 carrying out anytin like operation

Hahahahaha. Boss Na the best solution be that o

tnktosin:

Guy you wicked
I vowed not to comment on Nland for 3 months, you just made me break that vow...

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Mogidi:
This story is suspect, how come she couldn't pull out the half broken cucumber?

Her cup don full ni, nemesis has befallen her..
Yeye dey smell

Rexnegro:

Even if she no get boyfriend sef , she can just flirt with a guy she likes and indirectly satisfy her urge unknown to d guy. Tho d guy might be like oh no that babe is cheap but not knowing he was d one that's cheap n used.

And your analysis clears my confusion on what Charlie meant about girls taking advantage of boys too when Charlie said so in opposition to Victor's daughter's remarks about a guy at a party whom she says was planning to take advantage of a girl by getting her drunk before sleeping with her in Bollywood's "Players"

rheether:
Get Boyfriend, them no gree.

chie! I luv u!!

In Iyanya's voice in 'Gift', ". . .there is no telling that she wants the cucumber."

jemype:
they bleed because its the first time. u use ur head I wont buy this dodo u are ttrying to fry for us.

Chai!
I have just been wasting my time arguing with a clueless fellow.
So it's only Virgins that bleeds

Like sey na plantain, i for biliv....but cucumber..........that means she must have been hitting it Very Hard

rheether:
Get Boyfriend, them no gree.

boyfriend? Jesus is the answer.

rheether:
Get Boyfriend, them no gree.

just emerging

if you don't have something useful to say why can't you just keep swimming and keep your mouth shut .no any Muslims girls will do such an evil act
.. you I'll definitely die of envy.

BIGGEST LIE

Bleeding virgina with a cucumber up in there yet she could run away. I beg tell me something else

carzola:
the same thing happened to one of Buñuel's cows...

if you don't have something useful to say why
can't you just keep swimming and keep your
mouth shut .no any Muslims girls will do such an
evil act
.. you I'll definitely die of

WELCOME TO NL ANYWAY ME DEY FEEL YOU

missyruq:
Oh jigbi jigbi!

shld I laff? dats means dat she is a potential dick breaker if given d opportunity. ....plz don't stop rocking ur CU-CU......laffing@Swahili.com

What a mess! _ I don't think I will eat that fruit again especially when I remember this post

Why a Cucumber when there are a handful of able Cocks to fill her Void. I reserve my Pity

just finished watching 1000 ways to die. that's one sure way. I thought it used to be carrot? y must it be my lovely cucumber? chai

Imagine! What is wrong in masturbation that this poor lady risking her life just because she was caught in the act. Who doesn't masturbate? If she had been herself before now, she wouldn't have been too overwhelmed in shame to the extent of running away from hospital when she had cucumber stuck in her kitten. Maybe she is the type that puts up holy-holy outwardly but the shame was too much for her when she was caught masturbating.

What is wrong in masturbating? I wonder why people will feel proud when they have sex but will feel shameful in masturbating. In fact, I can say that I have masturbated in more times than I have ever had sex. I masturbate even before my woman. If she is not in the mood and I am, she quickly conducts some oral touch on me to trigger some organs in the system, then I smoothly relieve myself from the hormonal enslavement.

If people could be proud of being homo: gay and lesbian. To the extent that they're being legalized in the first countries around the world. How much less is you that masturbate, and want to kill yourself. Be real to yourself in whatever you're doing, say no to fake life and you will live a stress-free life. But it seems living a real life is a tall order for an average Nigerian - Many fake asses in this country.

All these bogus religions are not helping matter either, they want to make you crucify yourself to death over little act that you should otherwise be proud of. If masturbation is that bad as people are painting it, you wouldn't have been feeling the urge for it as it is.

Talking about addiction, sex is also as addictive as masturbation is. If you want to know if sex is as addictive as masturbation. Stay together with your woman for a period of time (a month) where both of you are less busy, no work, no visiting. You will find out that both of you will be having sex at that period at least twice a day. I say this, because people tend to condemn masturbation on the ground of being too highly addictive.

[I]I hope this lady will be herself on time to go for her treatment -- To Hell With Shame[/i]