There were three men living together in London. An African-American, a West Indian and a Nigerian. They were all starving because they didn't have money to buy food. However upon coming close to a posh London restaurant in this classy neighborhood, they decided to come up with a plan.

The Afro-American went in first. After being seated, he ordered a three course meal with white wine. When he had finished the meal, the waiter came by with the bill. "LISTEN MY MAN, I ALREADY PAID YOU!" - the Afro-American shouted! The waiter was very confused because he could not remember being paid. But because he did not want to cause any trouble , he let the brother leave.

Five minutes later, the West Indian walked into the same restaurant and ordered a five course meal with red wine. When he was finished eating, the waiter came by to collect the money for the food. "HEY, HEY, LOOK At ME CROSSES BUT AH PAID YOU ALREADY!" - the West Indian shouted. This time the manager came and had to calm down the West Indian, because he did not want anything to upset the other customers. He let the guy go.

Ten minutes later, the Nigerian walked in. He sat down, lit a cigarette, and ordered the most expensive meal on the menu, plus two bottles of Guinness. After he finished, the waiter came to collect the money for the meal, but before the Nigerian could say anything, the waiter spoke to him. "Sir, I have been having all sorts of problems all day and I can't understand it. Two other people like you came in earlier and ate, and they say that they paid me but I don't remember getting any money from then so, "

Before he could finish, the Nigerian interrupted, rather emphatically, "OGA I SORRY FOR YOU, OOO. BUT DAT NA YOUR PROBLEM. I JUST WANT YOU TO GIVE ME MY CHANGE!"

NIJJA!!!!!!!!! na our way
Imagine!!!!!!!!!

d 3rd guy is definitely Benbella cus he no dey eva carry last

no u guessed wrong
d part fits u 2 perfection

me, i go slap any person wey wan do me 419 b4 him realise am.

i trust u Matthew aka Mathins alias Mattias

u r now christened with the 3

@ joke-intrstin

omo na wah ooo,Nigerians no go eva change

myk u get no choice but to receive it by fire by force

hmm hmm

tank God say prostitute dey sell babies now

u don buy one before

ow e come affect u seriously

i wonder oo

buhahhahhaha

i no folow u argue now

na smil u dey smil abi wetin

all of you wan kill lullaby

she complain to u, lolabay wey dey enjoy all d attention wey no get credit ot tantalizer 4 bak