WISE QUOTES....
1). He who refuses to mix Agege bread and akara as a type of sandwich is a racist - Martin Luther King jnr
(1788)
2). He who completely unwraps moimoi and gala before eating cannot keep a secret - Abraham Lincoln (1864)
3). Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any - Albert Macauley (1872)
4). Drinking Garri doesn't mean u're poor, but allowing
the Garri to swell before drinking is poverty - Queen
Elizabeth (1893)
5). Any man who drinks Alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder - Michael
Faraday (1899)
6). Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper
soup, with his eyes wide open, is not afraid of anything -
Williams Shakespeare (1900)
7). Anyone who graduates from a conventional school without experiencing strike has never been to Nigeria - Lord Lugard (1904)
. He who runs around looking for scissors to cut
indomine seasoning sachet is not hungry - Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947)
9). He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume - Nelson Mandela (1973)
10). No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot cook
yam - Prof Jega (2015)
11). Anyone who reads this without laughing, is either
looking for job or needs money badly - Barack Obama
(2014).

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so effing dry...