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Actual Mcdonald’s Application For Employment by Gabry(f): 9:03am On Mar 04, 2009 |
These are actual answers on a McDonald’s application submitted by a 17 year old kid someplace in Florida. They actually hired him too. I think this kid’s gonna go far… NAME: Greg Bulmash. SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person. DESIRED POSITION: Company’s President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever’s available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn’t be applying here in the first place. DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that’s not possible, make an offer and we can haggle. EDUCATION: Yes. LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility. SALARY: Less than I’m worth. MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes. REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked. HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any. PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday. DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they’re better suited to a more intimate environment. MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here? DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what? DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be “Do you have a car that runs?” HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes. DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I’m the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I’d like to be doing that now. DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely. SIGN HERE: Aries. |
Re: Actual Mcdonald’s Application For Employment by Gabry(f): 9:47am On Mar 04, 2009 |
I cannot believe this but I think I like Mc Donals right now |
Re: Actual Mcdonald’s Application For Employment by sholabanke(m): 6:37pm On Mar 04, 2009 |
You also can apply and fill the form same way |
Re: Actual Mcdonald’s Application For Employment by YHUsTLER(m): 9:15pm On Mar 04, 2009 |
hmmm |
Re: Actual Mcdonald’s Application For Employment by Gabry(f): 1:15am On Mar 05, 2009 |
Nahhhh. . . too low pay. |
Re: Actual Mcdonald’s Application For Employment by YHUsTLER(m): 7:23am On Mar 05, 2009 |
eh ehhh TELL ME SOMETHING. SO GABY YOU LIKE MONEY WELLA |
Re: Actual Mcdonald’s Application For Employment by Gabry(f): 9:03am On Mar 05, 2009 |
Yes I like money but only the ones which I earn from my blood. Other than that, I do not appreciate |
Re: Actual Mcdonald’s Application For Employment by Lolabbey: 9:30am On Mar 05, 2009 |
read it b4 but stil sounds crazy do dat one 4 naija company,na hunger go kil u |
Re: Actual Mcdonald’s Application For Employment by Gabry(f): 1:39am On Mar 06, 2009 |
really? |
Re: Actual Mcdonald’s Application For Employment by tytylayor: 8:47am On Mar 06, 2009 |
really |
Re: Actual Mcdonald’s Application For Employment by dani1luv: 3:57pm On Mar 06, 2009 |
Iz this a Joke Coz i couldnt lafff |
Re: Actual Mcdonald’s Application For Employment by kronkykay(m): 11:27pm On Mar 07, 2009 |
this joke is as old as my signature |
Re: Actual Mcdonald’s Application For Employment by webprince(m): 11:56pm On Mar 07, 2009 |
Gabby and money, na like conjoin twins o! |
Re: Actual Mcdonald’s Application For Employment by arramyjay: 5:35am On Mar 08, 2009 |
lol. |
Re: Actual Mcdonald’s Application For Employment by SeanT21(f): 6:34am On Mar 08, 2009 |
Can I get a fries with a large Milkshake? |
Re: Actual Mcdonald’s Application For Employment by cece84(f): 7:08am On Mar 08, 2009 |
lol |
Re: Actual Mcdonald’s Application For Employment by Gabry(f): 10:35am On Mar 08, 2009 |
dani1luv: I dont blame you since your mouth has been glued that way kronkykay: I dont blame you since you were born in the 3rd century webprince: Correction! Gabby and her hard work cold sweat earned blood money, na like conjoin twins o! |
Re: Actual Mcdonald’s Application For Employment by CrazyMan(m): 10:59am On Mar 08, 2009 |
Gabby, the joke was nice keep it up |
Re: Actual Mcdonald’s Application For Employment by Gabry(f): 1:13pm On Mar 08, 2009 |
Really? |
Re: Actual Mcdonald’s Application For Employment by krama(m): 1:20pm On Mar 08, 2009 |
. . . |
Re: Actual Mcdonald’s Application For Employment by Gabry(f): 1:29pm On Mar 08, 2009 |
Wetin be that in your head? I hope you are not thinking of masturbathing again |
Re: Actual Mcdonald’s Application For Employment by krama(m): 1:34pm On Mar 08, 2009 |
. . . looks around, wonders who she's talking to . . . |
Re: Actual Mcdonald’s Application For Employment by Gabry(f): 3:34pm On Mar 08, 2009 |
Am talking to you jor |
Re: Actual Mcdonald’s Application For Employment by dani1luv: 5:26pm On Mar 08, 2009 |
Is it true |
Re: Actual Mcdonald’s Application For Employment by YHUsTLER(m): 8:01am On Mar 09, 2009 |
where all of una this monday morning wey be public holiday? |
Re: Actual Mcdonald’s Application For Employment by sylve11: 10:24am On Mar 10, 2009 |
we dey where u tell us to dey |
Re: Actual Mcdonald’s Application For Employment by Lolabbey: 11:27am On Mar 10, 2009 |
let us knoe d place |
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