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Funny quotes You Have Never Heard,read This by Lapyte: 8:49am On Jul 03, 2015
WISE QUOTES....

1). He who refuses to mix Agege bread and akara as a type of sandwich is a racist - Martin Luther King jnr (1788)

2). He who completely unwraps moimoi and gala before eating cannot keep a secret - Abraham Lincoln (1864)

3). Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any - Albert Macauley (1872)

4). Drinking Garri doesn't mean u're poor, but allowing the Garri to swell before drinking is poverty - Queen Elizabeth (1893)

5). Any man who drinks Alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder - Michael Faraday (1899)

6). Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper soup, with his eyes wide open, is not afraid of anything - Williams Shakespeare (1900)

7). Anyone who graduates from a conventional school without experiencing a strike, has never been to Nigeria - Lord Lugard (1904)

cool. He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomine seasoning sachet is not hungry - Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947)

9). He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume - Nelson Mandela (1973)

10). No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam - Prof Jega (2015)

11). Anyone who reads this without laughing, is either looking for job or needs money badly - Barack Obama (2014).

Don't laugh alone, pass it on.
ENJOYYY!!!
Re: Funny quotes You Have Never Heard,read This by okpamson15(m): 8:56am On Jul 03, 2015
I dnt think Agege bread was in existence during that year u quote.
Re: Funny quotes You Have Never Heard,read This by rerhji(m): 9:10am On Jul 03, 2015
U shd av typed abnormal quotes instead oof telling this ones are wise

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