Last week was my birthday

and I didn't feel very well

waking up on that morning.



I went downstairs for breakfast

hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, 'Happy Birthday!', and possibly have a small present for me.



As it turned out,

she barely said good morning,

let alone

' Happy Birthday.'



I thought,



Well, that's marriage for you,

but the kids,

They will remember.



My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word.

So when I left for the office,

I felt pretty low

and somewhat despondent.



As I walked into my office,

my secretary Jane said,

'Good Morning Boss,

and by the way

Happy Birthday ! '

It felt a little better

that at least someone had remembered.



I worked until one o'clock ,

when Jane knocked on my door

and said, 'You know,

It's such a beautiful day outside,

and it is your Birthday,

what do you say we go out to lunch,

just you and me.'

I said, 'Thanks, Jane,

that's the greatest thing

I've heard all day.

Let's go !'



We went to lunch.

But we didn't go

where we normally would go.

She chose instead at a quiet bistro

with a private table.

We had two martinis each

and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.



On the way back to the office,

Jane said, 'You know,

It's such a beautiful day,

We don't need to go straight back to the office, Do We ?'



I responded,

'I guess not.

What do you have in mind ?'

She said,

'Let's drop by my apartment,

it's just around the corner.'









After arriving at her apartment,

Jane turned to me and said,

' Boss, if you don't mind,

I'm going to step into the bedroom

for just a moment.

I'll be right back.'

'Ok.' I nervously replied.



She went into the bedroom and,

after a couple of minutes,

she came out

carrying a huge birthday cake ,

Followed

by my wife,

my kids,

and dozens of my friends

and co-workers,

all singing 'Happy Birthday'.



And I just sat there,



On the couch,





Naked.





That's Why I fired my Secretary!



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Hahahahahahaha
Very funny!

Awwwwww, 9ice!

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i no fit laugh o

i doubt its a real scenario ur words sounded more lyk rhymes , but if it is as u say, den dude in terms of cheatn i knight thee (king of kings) coz dats d worst way to go down coz u just displayed tendency to cheat not only in front of ur wife but ur kids

wat a funny story im just laffn my azz off

[me=Ralvy]likes this kinda stuff[/me]
Good one

ohhhhh hell naw.

.

U wan kill me with laughter.

HAHAHAHAHHA!

. .Infact koffi, Basket mouth needs some tutoring of wat real Jokes r , . .Like this One, . .


CHAI!! e be like say una don crack my ribs " " "

N.B: I hope the man can stay for the B-day celeb.! Na shame na' (NAKED! )

Really funny stuff man. Can you imagine if this happened for real, you will have to commit suicide because of shame.

nd. . .who said it didnt happen for REAL ?! ask the poster!

If it happened for real, he would not be finding it too funny to post, hence the title of the thread "Why I Fired My Secretary! Lol"

@ poster

you stole my thread, i posted it in the Jokes Section

Yes you are right, on January 13th. Well this is a Naija site so expect the Aba made version and keep moving.

next

@poster, dat was it! You took me aback, dat i thot i felt my heart pulse pause for a sec.
Dat was very funny!

oya now

tRoOE:

Classic
someMen are dogs

Dont alwaz generalise, ok?



@poster, u just displayed the tendency of a great cheap cheat.