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Joke: The Son Of A Bitch Is 7 / The Son Of A Bitch. / Die! You Son Of A Bitch, Die (2) (3) (4)

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The Son Of A Bitch by tripdizle(m): 5:53pm On Sep 23, 2006
One day a mother decided to help her 8 year old son who was always fond of watching western movies with his maths assignment. she found out that the boy was doing really bad and she deicided to question him.


The following dialogue ensued:


MOTHER: Junior are you telling me you can't add 3 + 4?


JUNIOR: Mummy i told you the son of a bitch is a 7





The mother was dumbfounded and she decided to accompany Junior to school the next day to confront his maths teacher.





MOTHER: Mr. teacher is this what you teach your student? I asked my son Junior to add 3 + 4 and he told the son of a bitch is a 7?


TEACHER: Madam, i didn't teach him the son of a bitch is whatever, I taught them to say the sum of which is, I guess Junior must have been watching to much TV. Certainly.
Re: The Son Of A Bitch by Oracle(m): 7:08pm On Sep 23, 2006
hahahaha

son of a bitch is 7
funny
Re: The Son Of A Bitch by bagoma(f): 10:16pm On Sep 24, 2006
funny. cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: The Son Of A Bitch by WesleyanA(f): 9:43pm On Sep 25, 2006
haha
Re: The Son Of A Bitch by popsonj(m): 10:58pm On Sep 25, 2006
Quite cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!! grin
Re: The Son Of A Bitch by mukina2: 11:10pm On Sep 25, 2006
lol, grin grin grin grin
Re: The Son Of A Bitch by tripdizle(m): 7:29pm On Nov 26, 2006
s.o.b
Re: The Son Of A Bitch by Mystique(f): 4:55pm On Nov 28, 2006
Re: The Son Of A Bitch by tripdizle(m): 4:46pm On Dec 26, 2006
:d :d
Re: The Son Of A Bitch by micklplus(m): 7:40pm On Jan 04, 2007
:d

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