Jduck13:

@ Paddy Ho and his whack crew

U Got Mo dots on u den a giraffe
take aim and spit more lines den a graph
Hold ya ears c yea u feel my wrath
Who won? now lets all do da math
I'm a algebric eqaution hes kindergarten addition
dese people is hatin tryin to take up on my mission
Dese people wishin dey could defeat
this man in adolescence that aint never been beat
I leave a hole in ya heart an evalastin impression
And i have u people fallin like da stocks in da depression
every thing I spit u know I spit literally
because B u know I got more cheese then freakin Italy
I undastand why u talkin why u be hatin me
because U know I got more dough then a bakery
and i Cant be fakin man I  gotta spit real
got more Ice on my neck den in ya grill
and im so real im so ill wit a gun* hear gun cock in back ground*
I Got 99 problems but this Bit$$ aint one
* here gun shots*


yea My first shot took I believe it was a hit Lyrical Assasain Baby no one can do it betta

I decided to spit first
no need to rehaerse
I aint like paddy ho preparin
I jus come fresh wit da $hit I'm wearin

Da Snake:

@ Gbade X

Yo Yo I'm on da mic to spit
ruff u had enough
U who i going to get
aint gotta bluff
I'm tough
I'm strong
im long
and i b getin sexy ladies all da time in dey thngs
I pull a gat and blaze and blow
and call me father nature because I be makin it snow
gettin hoes
man my heart stay froze
don't care bought dese bi***es jus want to take off dey clothes
Yea I care bought dese bi***es like I care about U
I don't give a Fu** bought u or ya crew
whats a g to do
except kill and leave da mic sanguinaried
ive been rappin da game up and da mic yea its been carried
like a baby cradled and rocked
and u people stopped when Da snake got hot
well enough my keyboards quit
can't type no faster or itll jus split

no offense to no ladies its jus a ryme i really respect ladies

tianshie:

[b]     Blast Off From Canavero

                                (Tha King Returns wit pandorra's box)

@Menkike & tha hoodloyal fakers

It's goin down like javelins you bet it's hurtin competition
everybody get tha picture when they scannin my diction
I'm Chaka Zulu wit a burnin spear scorch you to ashes
seal you in an urn,I peed in it,now flip you into ganges
you're like an ostritch when I blaze tha heat ----
gettin a facial deep in pu*ssy you can't handle it ---- too scared to spit
I kicks it harder than John tha baptist and groovy babies
wiser than sages   make a nun blow me like Miles Davies!
I make it blast like hiroshima while you fryin in tha aftermath
stagger to tha mic  spit some blood  you're dead after that
can't step to me I'm hot bricks burn tha sole off your cold feet
catch a heart attack off tha grease of tha phat rhymes that I spit
and when I kick a whack rhyme it's your lyrics on a soccer ball
if you ever beat me it's in a dream you won't be waking from
can't mess wit MATADUHZ me and P too much heat for y'all
melt you wit a METAFUH like 'BANG a pyromanic doll'
menike you tryin to best me is like a lame try'na triple jump
or JUMBO tryin to BUNGEE jump  Bleep it is you dumb or what?
tha only thing you kickin is tha bucket when I grab tha mic
choke you wit my lines  tie tha cord  round your bruisin neck
spit more barz than a dinosaur cage  tear a page
out of tha verdic scriptures  eat it  and sh*t it on stage
I'm tha rage  bow down or get swept by this lyrical orgy
hoodloyals couldn't bite these  if they was CLIFFORD ORJI.

                             Hook
We takin off from cape canavero rockin your stereo
you either spacewalk wit us or let our blast burn terror
we headed for tha galaxies inside your mind we straddle
hoodloyals just our launchpad  we kilt those gay*gots[/b]

gbade, ex please, 'because i'm 'bout to get yo crew disbanded
i'll put tha Akz in da WOOD like they was fcukin ENCHANTED

yo sid green, i see you feel like a rap lord
you gotta split your fakeass throne like u's a fcukin coward
i see you so BROKE you can't even PAY attention
my lines be MEASURIN' in a whole new DIMENSION
the SHIT that i spit be sendin' you to the RESTROOM
can't be explain'd, peeps think you high on mushrooms
tick tick tock, its countdown to mass murder
call it what u want, but you wont be here after da slaughter
magneto wit da rifle, gon' to pull tha slugs in y'all
while me n snake be KICKIN' like you was fcukin FOOTBALLS.

@gbade.x
the first one was just introductory yarns. . . or at least, it didnt get picked.

magneto:

@ them A[/b]ss [b]K[/b]issa[b]z

R.I.P.  g-string.x(tra large), boggy worm, 100 bra's, n green-eyed seed!!



magneto always steady on point like an ice pick//
only time i'm slippin musta been on an ice rink//    1
trying to step to Da Sniperz with some lame ass isht//
couple hollow tipz headed straight for your top lip//  2
in this here rap tourney my crew's still the illest//
we remain on top like the white in the guiness//    3
y'all fools couldn't spit tight with a noose round your neck//
i'ma piss on all your flows like a pregnancy test//  4
fcukin wannabe Ak[b]z[/b], Snakey got them real Ak[b]s[/b]//
u'll get hit to the ground, all the while screaming "mayday!"//  5
this 4-man gay team, claimin afro kings?. . . well, hey!//
guess what, me n my homies got your much needed hair spray//  6
zap!zap!, a zillion pellets zipping right through your hair space//
turning your muthafcukin black scalp into ashtrays//  7
your crew better than my crew??. . . duh, NEVER!//
y'all punks is fcukin lightweights just like a feather//  8
come close n u will get cut like a movie//
then tied up with less clothes on than a groupie//  9
y'all can keep running your lip, nigga that don't prick me//
i'll squeeze a pump, and put holes in your jaw like 50//  10
fo real, y'all really don't want no beef with we//
because we'll light your asses up like a christmas tree//     11
the thot of battling Da Sniperz got your bowels all shook//
the hardest thing u possibly can do is gimme that look//   12
talking much'll only make my fists restructure your mandibles//
lyrikal shots to your dome got your top dropped like convertibles//   13
this Sniper's a viper, got more flame than a lighter//
jab burning torches to your eyeballs, now your vision got brighter//   14
i lyrikally dismember y'all faster than a samurai's sword//
closest u been to a punch[i]line[/i] is getting serially mugged in your own ward//(think)  15
u lil wanksters, i see through your weak plans like contact lenses//
we tower over your camp like maximum security fences//  16
y'all against us is like nerds versus bouncers//
our punches be weighing in tons, urs is ounces//   17
outcome of this battle is a non-issue like PDP primaries//
Da Sniperz be da ruling clique, so we winning by wide margins//  18
better play your position and don't try to cross boundaries//
else u'll get taken to the cleaners like dirty laundry//  19
i'm exposing your wackness like that thong does your buttcheeks//
with them short arms extended, how the Bleep u gon' touch this//  20
negroe please!!! our isht erode your mentals(metals) like acid rain//
at the top, Da Sniperz stay permanent like carpet stains//  21
y'all Akz been officially murdered n thats a fact//
e yo! naijafan , c'mon help me bring that hook back//   22



LYRIKAL SNIPERZ RULE!!!!

hoodboi:

@ tianshie nd d metafuks
hook
is that a goat
no i think it's a vulture
eww it's a overgrown orangotan

verse

here goes i come again corect wit a sharp punches
hit niggaz up serve em lyrics like lunches
i kill niggaz worse than a heavily armed gunship
who this son a bitch dissin on
eww your face so ugly u make grown men cry
I'm your favourite rappers idol like luda
ya'll bitches bow to me like budha
no cock hungry bitch gon look @ your damned face
u come around dey lookdown wit d pretence of tyin dey shoelace
when i come to your hood bitches contest to stare @ my cute face
i might be in naija but i get more girls dan your dumb ass get
u nd your crew lock urselves up nd f**k each other till yo a**holes bleed
your bitch love my d**k love my tricks love my lips
that's why when i'm @ your crib your eyes start to glitter
your throat turned bitter
your eyes start 2 glimmer
you've been kilt but not forgoten
u'll go down in the book as the wackest that everexisted
defeat to u is somethin that can't be resisted
make u niggaz fall down nd die wit fear
nd bleed u till u drown in tears
don't mess wit hoodboi i be d greatest
my rhymes made every other mcee quit d contest

hook

he jst told ya'll d fact rite dere
he d greatest

check my rap it sounds melodic
to fagots like d metafucks it sounds so tragic
d whole metafucks is fagots
for a penny dey'll suck tianshies magot infested c**k
u d reason for d word wack that's why everyword u say suck
it's grown men dropin hits in here
so here's a penny take a walk
go get u, daddy tianshie nd d whole metafuks lolipops
look bitch don't ever step up to hoodboi
take it or leave yu jst been ethered

hook

all dese niggaz b tryin hoodboi
don't dey know dey askin for doom
not enough space in this town get out niggaz deres no room

Sid Green:

first off i want to say that was a tight verse from Magneto
i didnt really come up with much and i aint heard from 100bars yet prolly still dosent have internet back up but immo holla at him today and see wassup

Liquid Metal~i flow hard~like molten steel bars[think]
sniperz get drowned in their weak flow with no life guard
coming to your rescue~against your whole crew~i do like iyabasira rice
have the audience addicted~while i run the shit~like toilet visit at[b] night[/b]
put this fan of naija in a "Failed State" like his role model
defilbrators couldnt revive you~lying more stiff than a sango idol or castro's statue~at these lyrikal snipers i take a swipe
my flow is precise~slice~twice~as nice~as a double edged knife
cut short your life~have these nikkaz trying to hide
on rooftops to snipe~but let out one shot and do like "runaway" bride
been runing they mouth~but on D-day they are nowhere to be[i] seen[/i]
whispering~undercover "who's going to challenege Sid Green?"
like God said in genesis my sid[seed] would crush the head of the[b] snake[/b]
been winning since the beginning~you aint got flow just like a[b] lake[/b]
crowned an Afro king~ trying to imitate Magneto gets himself a helmet
i spray~like the name of my team~AK~so you rookie snipers don't test

---------------------HOOK---------------------
armed with an AK my team raise the roof
leave them snipers~with more head shots that proof
Gbade X, 100bars, Boggie1 and Sid Green don't test us
or i draw a map on your chest with bullets "make you for nor lost"
-------------------------------------------------

"i dey kampe"~holding onto the top spot like Baba and them PDP
don't believe tu face~i make "things happen" like the streets of LAG
Magneto thought he was fly so he hit the air but got pulled back down
crash landed like a bellview plane~to the metal bars i drop underground
like blue band~in a hot pan~i melt this "yellow bellied" nikka[think]
still wont flow hot~you get congealed fast by the harmattan weather
i make you see red like EFFC~take to the hills[heels] like mountain climbers
in this battle i wreck more havoc than MASSOB in onitsha

paddy_lo:

@Menike and Hoodloyalz

A BLOODBATH IN 3 PINTS
Pint 1 (who we are, )
You all need to bow down to the mataduhs
we megadons comin at ya like megatron
u fools are whack, f*cking vagabonds
Niggaz we badasses, like decepticons
Tianshie still be the king,u fools shoulda never thrown
your weak ass lyrics at us,our shit too tight u can never clone
we the big bosses on the throne,u just like lil dogs pickin up bones
we do the hiring up in here u chumps
still do the firing up in here like Trump
and y'll are our apprentice
might leave y'll needing a dentist
Tryna step to us with your weak lyrics
is like being in a gunfight with no ammo
Tryna fight in the jungle with no cammo
y'll shootin blanks like an archer wit no arrows
or a surgeon attempting a transplant
with no matching bone marrow, ha ha
Me am paddy_lo
u niggas are quite shallow
kind of like your brains been left too fallow
and like james bond double o
watch us never die like tomorrow
Pint 2(Your Bitches and You Bitches, ha ha)
My style fake fools can't attempt
am real u niggas should better go repent
tess me,and am a come out without a dent
y'll are tryin too hard,breathe easy,
u might need heart stents
to unclog your arteries,
maybe get some batteries
to boost up your vent
Cause we are not feeling that,and like overdrawn accounts
Quite frankly,y'll look spent,
Even your bitch agrees that we distinguished gents
She never seen this much royalty before in her presence
Cause we build our Mansions in Mayfair
While y'll still rent
in old Kent.ha ha (Monopoly, British version)
Fools we forever balling till we rest
F*ck u annoyin pests
Ask your bitch about the sex
we had in ma benz, or maybe ma lex
F*cked that bitch so good
she followed me everywhere i went
Peep what ma man Tianshie said,
TIANSHIE:"Yo paddy what she do to try to keep you?
she try to buy you another benz?"
MY REPLY: "Nah homie that bitch was broke and bent
can't even pay her rent"
But i digress
See she and the hoodloyalz were meant
for each other
they probably still rolling together
even after i spread her legs
wide open like a tent
Cause she said she don't like her mens
Yep she did try all of u,still said i was the best
Said Menike was a one minute man,always wanted to rest
Hoodboi was a big mess(gay),
cause he's way deep in the closet
(Poor Child)still yet to confess
and said Jduck was eager to use tongue,cause he sucks
but tiny di*ck, nevertheless
said you'all pussies,too soft like les
while am the big dog,yes u can call me the pres
Never watch what i says
step to me if u want to tess
Ma lyrics too hot,u all scoping me out wit a lenz
You all are quite advised,to sit back like them italians
and play defense (Italian Soccer)
Cause we killing you lyrically,yes its a bloodbath
Pushing y'll off the fence
See your brains are all clogged and slow
y'll rhyme a lil too dense
Try to switch up your flow
Nigga no need for pretence
You know our shit is up to date and fresh
While yours is Past tense
out of step and sequence,

paddy_lo:

@Menike and Hoodloyalz
Pint 3(Menike's Agony, )
Fool u be rolling with the THE INC?
Nigga them fools be on the brink
your ships bout to sink
Dont know how u think
niggas going to buy your stink
ass records or rhymes
when niggas don see what u made of
and its Pink
Yep pussie,
Nigga your shit reeks
Fool the Mataduhs ball errday,
our bitches wear mink
they be real chic
we still count our paper err day
like 'CHINK CHINK'
You fools better get your weight up,you f*cking geeks
Cause i can keep rhyming like this for weeks
u lucky its not a soccer tourney cause we would win this for keeps
You'all should go switch your tune,maybe start to sing
Like that pop band Blink 187
or else w'll do a 187 on you,make u vanish in a blink
Now lets play a lil word association,make u niggas think
Since the Mataduhs are so fly n Flashy
we rock Gold,titanium and platinum chains and rings
O.K,
and since ma niggas in the hoodloyalz be so broke and ashy
they be rocking rusty metals like what?, DUH ZINC, ha ha
Menike ma Nigga
how u figure or think
hoodloyalz gon win this
with those whack ass lyrics u kick
maybe wit a nod and a wink?
Nigga better go see a shrink
Cause u's the F*cking weakest Link
F*kers

Peace Tianshie, thats ma shit straight Freestyling, nonstop

paddy_lo:

@Christino and everyone
Yo see menike trying to change hoodbois rhymes,christino u already picked it up so i do not accept tweaks, common men, u are all jokers spit your rhymes and stand by it

tianshie:

@menkike
[b]Tha dude has a point retard.
Why don't you drop your ish instead of doctoring hoodgurl's work.
Idiot! scaredy cat.

@ Paddy
Good work hommie.[/b]