I remember having a nice time with zainny today. She's such a darling

Im almost deceived , just kidding

i remember when i got into a fight with diz small boi he had his friend with him anywayz we started fighting. i didn't wanna fight him but he punched me in d eye so it was on! while we were fighting the principal came and told us to see her first thing d nxt day. i was so not in a happy mood dat day plus i got a black eye. i couldn't hide so i had to xplain everthing to my mom. i lied to get sympathy and told her d boi was just hating onme for no reason. i didn't mention me calling him "arara" though he's not dat short just gets on my nerve.

'arara' mukakakakakakaka 'owu rubutu'

calling them arara is gon get u a black eye. they r called "little people!!"

goodguy:

I remember having a nice time with zainny today. She's such a darling

Who did you have a nice time with?you got the wrong person here boy!retrace your steps!

Eww, I didn't even see that, he blew me a kiss!yuck!who wants a kiss from you!how slimy!and yucky!urghh!you make me sick!you are so revolting, and you make me want to puke!

I remember having so much fun last night. I was actually laughing so hard

goodguy:

I remember having so much fun last night. I was actually laughing so hard

Laughing at your stupidity you mean?

I remember when Marwa was the Governor of Lagos State.

I remember when Lam Adeshina a.k.a "Baba go-slow" was the governor of Lagos state 

I remember when I used to suck my fingers(Middle and Index fingers). People used to call me "Finger-sucker" or "Muka-muka". I stopped sucking in Primary 5!

Agbaya! I hated kids that sucked their fingers. I don't hate them anymore.

I remember last night.

I remember when i saved someone from drowning in a 6 feet reservior. Whoooosh! it was a strategic experience.

nice one.

i remember when i grounded peper with that grinding stone. My mom saw PEPPER! Cos i cried. She was like.. "i didn't send her ooo".. na she say she go grind peper. Then they robbed palm oil on my hand... and my sister washed my face, and my mom said i should put my hand in warm water. I was bringong out 'cattarh' from my nose.. and i was looking like a stupid goat.

No one should try that thing, i wonder how people do it. peper on grinding stone.. Wow!

I remeber when i was kissed.

I remember when i met hot angel on Nairaland, and she drove me crazy

Welcome to nairaland. You r new.

jinny542:

I remember when i met hot angel on Nairaland, and she drove me crazy

What did I hear you say?

First class denial. She nor waste time at all.

I remember doing what Lizyy did as well. All u need to be safe was to hold d stone in a way that the pepper wont touch ur hands and grind little at a time.

Layi.. no be denial oo.

Plus.. i won't do that grinding thingy again. It wasn't a good experience.

i remember the first movie i watched

i remember the first school beating i got

i rememebr when i begged my parents to send me to a public school so as to be with my friends but they refused {i sneaked there once in a while}

I remember that nike is a b!tch! A crack smoking arsehole.

i remember Lizzy as a kitten licker

I remember that nike had an abortion when she was 7.

o yea, u made me pregnant

i remember when Lizzy made me pregnant {what did we name it?}

I remember when there was sanity in the land.

i remember when i was a soldier

i remember that it was the crack head living opposite our house that got u pregnant.

i remember Lizzy introducing me to the crack head that gat me pregnant at 7 and she took me to the doctors

I remember when you gals were more matured than this.

i remember when i had my results for WAEC, didnt have time to rejoice

I remember when goodguy was ignored by lizzy and demi.

i remember when Layi came online..yay ur online