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Trouble 2 by Hysaac(m): 10:23am On Jul 15, 2015 |
hey guys..I need ur help..I saw a beautiful lady staring at me in a club one bright afternoon....I was na feeling lyk .....as I stood up 2 approch d lady she started frowning..I didn't mind sha....I was so surprised wen she came 2 me nd said she needs a guy..I stood up immmediately nd said am available....she took me 2 her house and told me she'll pay 50thousnd dollars if I can die 4 her....I was annoyed so I started shouting at her...she started crying..she stormed out of her house with tears in her face..I pitied her nd I started blaming myself...dat evil spirit in me na started pursueing her..I wanted 2 see where she was running too.....lo nd behold..I sw her at d middle of d road(lagos-ibadan express way)..my wisdom quickly told me dat she wnted 2 commit suicide...a truck ws runnin wit full speed 2 crush her..I quickly fly lyk jet li nd pushed her.....dt's d last tin I remember....the nxt tin I saw ws dat ..I was at home nd I was tking God cuz I saved a person's lyf.....guys d problem is..av been in my parlour wit my family watchin T.V nd yet they are still luking 4 me..they cooked evry1 food xcept mine..am shouting at them buh they can't hear...am even touching them buh they dnt knw...is dat am nw invisible or wt do u tink.... |
Re: Trouble 2 by donholy28(m): 10:25am On Jul 15, 2015 |
RIP... u don die be dat and na to chop ur rice be next |
Re: Trouble 2 by marshalcarter: 10:28am On Jul 15, 2015 |
How cum do you typ with ur phn abi na 9ja film you dey actcos na only 9ja spirit dey drink water...dey look road b4 dem cross...dey typ with electronic device wen dem no fit touch ordinary skin #sips weed# 1 Like |
Re: Trouble 2 by MzOnajin1(f): 10:30am On Jul 15, 2015 |
RIP bro |
Re: Trouble 2 by Hysaac(m): 10:42am On Jul 15, 2015 |
marshalcarter: |
Re: Trouble 2 by Hysaac(m): 10:44am On Jul 15, 2015 |
MzOnajin1:same 2 u dude |
Re: Trouble 2 by coolebux(m): 10:58am On Jul 15, 2015 |
Good night and rest in the Lord... . Amen |
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