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What Would U Do To The Printer In This Situation...? by Pinkieblue(f): 12:14pm On Jul 17, 2015
WEDDING PROGRAMME



Be careful who prints your wedding programme! A printer was asked to put 1 John 4:18 on a wedding programme but he made a mistake instead he printed John 4:18.
1 John 4:18 says "there is no fear in love; but perfect love casts out fear; because fear has torment. He that fears is not made perfect in love"
John 4:18 reads, "For you have had five husbands, and he whom you now have is not your husband
Re: What Would U Do To The Printer In This Situation...? by Swaggzkid: 12:16pm On Jul 17, 2015
Where is the peashure of the wedding program?

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Re: What Would U Do To The Printer In This Situation...? by TrishaP(f): 12:16pm On Jul 17, 2015
That is a typo error and not the printers fault. The printer is to print whatever is giving to it to print. I'll Use a pen and make the corrections before distribution.

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Re: What Would U Do To The Printer In This Situation...? by alphajerus(m): 12:19pm On Jul 17, 2015
see jamb question. Wot du u expect a star groom to do.. Use bic to pot da remaining 1 na.... Bt eh dat printer sefgringringrin
Re: What Would U Do To The Printer In This Situation...? by Nobody: 12:19pm On Jul 17, 2015
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Re: What Would U Do To The Printer In This Situation...? by brainpower(m): 12:20pm On Jul 17, 2015
This doesn't just happen to wedding programmes alone, it happens to a lot of typed documents. If not because of autocorrect there would be problems. Most of these people that type in business centers can't even spell so how do you expect them to be able to type a full document without error. Always make sure to check and correct any typed document.

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Re: What Would U Do To The Printer In This Situation...? by majamajic(m): 12:26pm On Jul 17, 2015
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Re: What Would U Do To The Printer In This Situation...? by ifeoluwasegun(m): 12:26pm On Jul 17, 2015
TrishaP:
That is a typo error and not the printers fault. The printer is to print whatever is giving to it to print. I'll Use a pen and make the corrections before distribution.

I love that courageous response
Re: What Would U Do To The Printer In This Situation...? by Pinkieblue(f): 12:43pm On Jul 17, 2015
ifeoluwasegun:


I love that courageous response



Funny mistake jooor ooh..... After he has used price to cut your neck
Re: What Would U Do To The Printer In This Situation...? by ifeoluwasegun(m): 12:48pm On Jul 17, 2015
Pinkieblue:




Funny mistake jooor ooh..... After he has used price to cut your neck

But yet, to meet its purpose (occasion), you just have to do something for the costly mistake, then after the event, you fit dey fight him then.
Re: What Would U Do To The Printer In This Situation...? by Pinkieblue(f): 1:12pm On Jul 17, 2015
ifeoluwasegun:


But yet, to meet its purpose (occasion), you just have to do something for the costly mistake, then after the event, you fit dey fight him then.

The joy of the celebration will make u forget everything.
Re: What Would U Do To The Printer In This Situation...? by ifeoluwasegun(m): 1:25pm On Jul 17, 2015
Pinkieblue:


The joy of the celebration will make u forget everything.

AGREEED...Issssooorait!
Re: What Would U Do To The Printer In This Situation...? by Joshkid(m): 1:38pm On Jul 17, 2015
lol grin
Re: What Would U Do To The Printer In This Situation...? by samusonite001(m): 8:05am On Jul 20, 2015
Lolz

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