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The Various Yoruba Slaps That Shape A Child. by freeage7(m): 8:50pm On Jul 17, 2015 |
Yorùbá mothers are the best when it comes to child
upbringing.
Yorùbá mothers produce the best range of slaps:
IGBATI,
IFOTI,
IGBAJU,
IGBARUN,
IFORUN,
IFAKUN,
ILADI,
ABARA.
These slaps will make you think you were adopted.
IGBATI will make you correct your wrongs instantly!
The beauty of IFOTI is, you will confess your sins on
the spot.
IGBARUN, IGBAJU and IFORUN will make you expose
those who committed the crime with you without
hesitation.
ABARA and ILADI will make you pee in your new
pants.
Now ABARA is the worst...
And apart from IGBAJU, we have an advanced one
which is IGBAJU OLOYI.
When you receive that one, you'll lose balance and
your head will go into
"auto-search"
as you'll be looking for what hit you.
This will make you do all the actions of the other
slaps aforementioned at once!
OH! IGBAJU OLOYI...
it can reset someone to 3D (DEAF, DUMB, and
DAFT). She will say let's go home and U will say
it's in my pocket ma. Lol
God bless our parents for the good upbringing.
If you were brought-up in Yoruba land, regardless of
how caring your mother was, you'd have
encountered these slaps .... |
Re: The Various Yoruba Slaps That Shape A Child. by Nobody: 8:59pm On Jul 17, 2015 |
Re: The Various Yoruba Slaps That Shape A Child. by babajero(m): 9:05pm On Jul 17, 2015 |
Yorubas carry first in child abuse and think it is upbring. |
Re: The Various Yoruba Slaps That Shape A Child. by Nobody: 12:44am On Jul 18, 2015 |
Make una ignore ethnicity jawe And laff to the humour I relate to the one wey go make you pee for body I come dey nostalgic I almost want pee for body tru tru o |
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