I used to attend different prayer programmes and Ministeries with my elder sister and mum. It was when I was very young though....I stopped going by 2013. But while I was attending, I noticed these set of people that are always contributing to the powerful and comic moments of ministries and they are:

*THE HUSBAND SEARCHERS: These set of ladies makes up 70% of the congregation. They are there cos they need husbands and they don't ever miss a single prayer session. I always wonder if they don't have jobs.

*THE YOKE BREAKERS: Young men are the worst culprits in this category. They attend cos they believe that their uncles, step-mothers, etc in the villages are responsible for their misfortunes. Lazy men are so into this.

*SINGLE AND SEARCHING: this happens mostly at crusades and vigils. Youths are so into this. They come because they heard the guys/girls they're admiring are gonna attend. They always jumps to sit with members of the opposit sex. They move with conversation while prayer goes on and they're fast to exchange numbers.

*THE PRAYER WARRIORS: They just shout at the peak of their voices all in the name of prayer. And oh...it doesn't end there as they shake their heads, clap their hands, jumps and members sitting next to them must be baptised with saliva. Can't they pray gently?

*THE OBSERVERS: I have to admit I fall into this category. We're just there to witness the other characteristics. We love those moments when girls roll on the floor during deliverance sessions.

*THE JOB SEARCHERS: Young men. They go cos they want contracts awarded to them.

*DISRESPECTFUL WORKERS: They are ushers, they lack respect. Close your eyes and they'll tap you to wake you up no matter who you are. They are so cruel

*HOME RUNNERS: Pls pardon my english for I do not know how to put it. But these people are there cos they don't wanna stay at home. They sleep at every point.

*PASTORS WANNA BE: They see ministeries as pastorial schools. They assist the pastor on everything and they're quick to scream Halleluya! when ever the pastor ends a sentence.

These are my thoughts. Feel free to add yours

The phone chargers!

* The bench warmers:you will think these ones are praying,only their lips are moving, but they cannot even hear what they are saying talkless of you beside them.

Where did our past president Jonathan fall? You remember he was jumping from one church to the other during his campaign.