1. Politics

Even though the Bible says we should not judge others; personally speaking and generally summarizing, our politicians have little chances of making heaven. This is because the world of politics is a different world on its own where all sorts of atrocities are performed. One of my lectures, before he passed on, always said that an average politician is a looter and can kill
to find his way to the top

2. Police

We all know that the larger percent of our policemen are very cunning and dubious. They are always using devious ways to get money. Some of them will arrest innocent civilians on the streets and will force them to write report of guilt. To find a policemen who doesn't accept bribe, is likened to finding the actual amount of money looted by GEJ during his tenure


3. NEPA

Next in rank are NEPA officials. These ones share the same characteristics with our policemen. NEPA officials, who occupy top positions are always very rich. This is because they collect bribes and manipulate figures of paid electricity bills, hence, riding exotic cars. Let's not forget the ones who will go and rent ladders and will come to your house for bribery

4. Yahoo Yahoo

"Yahoo yahoo" is a modernised name for 419. Since it is what people venture into which puts food on their tables, then it can also be said to be a job to them . These people will always justify their 419 acts, saying that they are collecting back our money from the colonial masters who milked us dry of our crude oil during the colonial era. However, these people are also hovering at every hotel, spending extravagantly on hot drinks and prostitutes. This people have little chances of making heaven

5. Phone sellers

Especially those ones you will see at Computer village selling stolen phones on the street. They will lie that their brother from the UK sent the phones to them, when it fact, it was stolen. Some of them will quote Bibles verses just to get you convinced that their purpose of selling a particular fone, is because they want to use the money to settle school bills

6. Lecturing

This may not be 100% valid but to some extent, it is. It's very difficult to find a lecturer in our tertiary institutions who doesn't at least womanize nor accept bribe. However, some of them don't womanizer but accept bribes and vice versa. Some of them are neither collect bribes nor womanize, but they are sadist. Their chances of making heaven is 1000 odds

7. Banking Jobs

Bankers also have little chances of making heaven. This is because most of our bankers are somewhat dubious and also use duress to flirt and coerce female job seekers into doing what they would ordinarily not do on a normal day. Let's also not forget the fact that some of them even withdraw money from customers who have got huge amount of money in their accounts. The last time N300 vanished from my account, I proceeded to the manager's office and started raining curses on him

8. Customer Care

These people are naturally born liars. Especially MTN customer agents who are very skillful when it comes to deceiving customers, especially when you call to complain about the deductions from your account. They will lie to you that the machine for running through your account is not coming up, and that you should give a call back in the next 24 hours. This is because they are clueless about your situation and can't help.


9. Blogging/Journalism

These people will always come up with cooked up stories just to attract views. Some of them will come up with untrue stories about anointed men of God, just to attract views and make cool cash. Their chances of making heaven is quite slim

10. Feel free to add yours


I drop my pen at this point

May God help us all

Happy Sunday fellas

Cc
Lalasticlala

Original writer: Tosyne2much

Source: http://tosyne2much..com/2016/01/10-categories-of-jobs-that-deplete.html

Tosin have you bn to heaven before?

Hmmmm

Even Soldiers

Op have u been 2 heaven b4? How u take know wetin God no like? You go suprise say doz guys go make heaven b4 our so call pastors that loot our money and support evil.. Church now don dey collect gate fee for program, church for my area for Abuja dey invite Akpororo, Mr Ibu, Patience Ozokwor, Aki and Paw to go perform..
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But I know say Police, Bloggers and Nepa know where dem belong sha..
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Nairaland official comedian.. Funnynation

The only vaild category there is the 'yahoo/419'
All others are just like any other job & depends on the character of the person involved

So, yahoo yahoo is now a job

10. Prostitution

I am sure of bank marketers.

Brownhypo :
Brewery Workers: Those people into beer
(alcohol)pruduction,promoting the rate of
drunkardness among some Nigerians, God is
watching you in ³D


This your grammar fit make you go hell fire.

11)Contractors:this set of guys are always cheating either their clients or their workers or both,

Na so we go do gateman work for one contractor,
The company were give the contract dey put our salary for book as 40k,
The contractor come dey pay us 15k,
The day were we discover wetin the man dey do us,
We break bottle for him head resign leave the work,
Now sef i don dey regret my decision,
Because since then,
I never see another gateman work do,
Abeg in case una need gateman, abeg pm me,
Make una boy no die of hunger abeg

Smh! Bulls*t

Another brain fart posing as fragrance. No greater darkness than Christianity.

Carowline:
Hmmmm
Even Soldiers

why soldiers

tosyne2much:
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Source: http://tosyne2much..com/2016/01/10-categories-of-jobs-that-deplete.html

Op please remove yahoo-yahoo from that list,because it is an outright sin against God and hardworking people all around the world.
The rest are legitimate work and business,but those involved just need to be careful especially Police, Politicians

I disagree completely.

To be convinced, I need you to give me a list of jobs that increase people's chance of making heaven and example of people who have made it to heaven.

10. Islamic terrorist

Heaven is easy to make. All you have to do is; in the morning,pray to god for the sins you're about to commit through out the day. And at the end of the day,pray for forgiveness for the sins you committed during the day and you're good to go. How easy is that?

someone was asked to choose between bleeping Nicki Minaj and making heaven, His reply was:

"Heaven sure before? I don off clothe before dem finish the statement"

oga, tosyn, if it's any of those jobs you want, come and collect it

and No, I think Airtel customer agents are the worst of all, they have a line they all use

"Your request has been submitted to the appropriate section, we will contact you once we are able to resolve it. Thank you for choosing airtel, have a nice day.


*Their Father*

With my little understanding of the bible nobody is making heaven with their actions/works. In short all those doing and undoing things to make heaven are the least people to grace heaven.

You will be surprised the kind of people you would see going to heaven on that day.

Ijaya123:
I disagree completely.

To be convinced, I need you to give me a list of jobs that increase people's chance of making heaven and example of people who have made it to heaven.

Tosyne2much!!

This aint the romance section

This man won't stop making me laff... #thumbs up....

Lemme add mine...

Ghost Workers : them no work, yet dem dey receive alert? How heaven sure for them?

aolumaxi:
This man won't stop making me laff... #thumbs up....

Lemme add mine...

Ghost Workers : them no work, yet dem dey receive alert? How heaven sure for them?

The write-up funny shey?

Logicbwoy:




Tosyne2much!!

This aint the romance section

My lists are not only limited to the Romance section.


Na only Politics section no wan easy for me

Lawyers
Clearing & Forwarding Agent
Importers
Custom Officer

True talk

You are on point bro

Yahoo yahoo na work?

I must strive to enter Heaven.