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Naija Police by tsamson(m): 9:55pm On Jul 20, 2015
Police officers were at a road
block. One of them stops a trailer:
POLICEMAN: Where is your
permit?
DRIVER: (Hands in his permit)
POLICEMAN: Do you have an
extinguisher?
DRIVER: Yes, its thereā€¦
POLICEMAN: Light up your
indicators.
DRIVER: (Light his indicators)
POLICEMAN: Do you have a seat
belt?
DRIVER: Yes, I have.
POLICEMAN: Hunk your horn let
me hear.
The driver hunks his horn. The
policeman turns to his fellow
officers and says the man has
everything and they decided to
let him go.
As the driver was about to drive
away, one of the police officers
suddenly shouts:
POLICEMAN: Is your SIM-card
registered?
DRIVER: (Completely surprised)
No.
POLICEMAN: Park! Park there!!!
How can you drive without
registering your number? What if
you are involve in an accident,
how will we identify you?
One word for Naija Police??
Re: Naija Police by pushtani(m): 9:57pm On Jul 20, 2015
Amazing........

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Re: Naija Police by gabazin080(m): 10:47pm On Jul 20, 2015
is this supposed to be a joke
Re: Naija Police by JefLonDon(m): 1:02am On Jul 21, 2015
gabazin080:
is this supposed to be a joke



Abeg help me ask Am o!!
Re: Naija Police by tsamson(m): 7:23am On Jul 21, 2015
gabazin080:
is this supposed to be a joke
shey you be police officer abi no bi so police fit do?

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