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|Naija Police Nd Their Wahala!!!.....quite Hilarious by Kingsley10000: 3:31pm On Dec 30, 2015|
NAIJA POLICE ND THEIR WAHALA!!!>......
get all the particulars 4 ur motor, buh ur fuel guage dey
show red light, oya park..
(2) u buy new car and u
carry am dey blow speed lyk dat? u wan spoil the new
car abi? oya park...
(3) oga i saw u wit a small car
yesterday y u carry jeep today? oya park well..
all ur particulars ar complete abi?.... lemme see ur
phone.... ahh! xo u av yahoo messenger in ur fone abi?
we av been looking 4 u.. oya cum down..
(5) u be fine
guy, u cum carry fine gal xo na who go cum marry the
ugly ones? oya park well...
(6) only u dey ur car, u no
see person carry 4 road abi? y u dae wicked?? oya
(7) ur motor no get wiper. so u wan cause
accident 4 road bah? e no go work 4 u.. oya park
( oga show me ur papers, drivers licence, mot,
fire extinguisher, engine number, plate number reciept..
so u wan prove say u get evrything abi? oya park well
and cum down......*searches his pocket,found condom*.........chai ! u Dey use #50 golden circle for this fine lady
|Re: Naija Police Nd Their Wahala!!!.....quite Hilarious by fhelihx(m): 3:32pm On Dec 30, 2015|
Lols,man must survive na
|Re: Naija Police Nd Their Wahala!!!.....quite Hilarious by dominique(f): 3:35pm On Dec 30, 2015|
Number 7 is a valid reason even though it's the job of FRSC and VIO
|Re: Naija Police Nd Their Wahala!!!.....quite Hilarious by Kingsasian(m): 3:36pm On Dec 30, 2015|
That na end of year hustling. Men must make money for xmas and new year.
|Re: Naija Police Nd Their Wahala!!!.....quite Hilarious by Kingsley10000: 3:46pm On Dec 30, 2015|
dominique:valid reason tho...but is there any where they stipulate in our constitution that the penalty for the deviance is torture or extortion,or even detaining the culprit or engaging them with other ridiculous interrogations.......i've had a story where the police man asked the man about his family,how many children he has(6)...he was like this unstable economy,why did you born that much(he turn to family planning consultant)
|Re: Naija Police Nd Their Wahala!!!.....quite Hilarious by Kingsley10000: 3:47pm On Dec 30, 2015|
fhelihx:government no Dey pay them?
|Re: Naija Police Nd Their Wahala!!!.....quite Hilarious by fhelihx(m): 3:49pm On Dec 30, 2015|
Kingsley10000:Sure they do,but they might not be satisfied na
|Re: Naija Police Nd Their Wahala!!!.....quite Hilarious by obinnashady(m): 3:55pm On Dec 30, 2015|
Oga,ur car is too neat,the tyres are very neat, and u are using Nigeria road..oga park.
|Re: Naija Police Nd Their Wahala!!!.....quite Hilarious by abdulaz: 5:18pm On Dec 30, 2015|
All na format, we all know. For naija every avenue na hustling opportunity o if you know what I mean.
If you want to doubt me, go and ask dasuki how he managed to maneuver GEJ and the Senate to approve $2.1billion for arms purchase and still diverted the funds to whom it may concern.
|Re: Naija Police Nd Their Wahala!!!.....quite Hilarious by Finn081(f): 10:51am On Dec 31, 2015|
Man must sha get money to celebrate this new year. Where is the waec certificate of this car, oya park
|Re: Naija Police Nd Their Wahala!!!.....quite Hilarious by Nobody: 6:29pm On Dec 31, 2015|
You are driving and looking at ur inner mirrow... Oya park
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