NAIJA POLICE ND THEIR WAHALA!!!>......

(1) You
get all the particulars 4 ur motor, buh ur fuel guage dey
show red light, oya park..


(2) u buy new car and u
carry am dey blow speed lyk dat? u wan spoil the new
car abi? oya park...



(3) oga i saw u wit a small car
yesterday y u carry jeep today? oya park well..



(4) so
all ur particulars ar complete abi?.... lemme see ur
phone.... ahh! xo u av yahoo messenger in ur fone abi?
we av been looking 4 u.. oya cum down..




(5) u be fine
guy, u cum carry fine gal xo na who go cum marry the
ugly ones? oya park well...



(6) only u dey ur car, u no
see person carry 4 road abi? y u dae wicked?? oya
park...




(7) ur motor no get wiper. so u wan cause
accident 4 road bah? e no go work 4 u.. oya park
well....




( oga show me ur papers, drivers licence, mot,
fire extinguisher, engine number, plate number reciept..
so u wan prove say u get evrything abi? oya park well
and cum down......*searches his pocket,found condom*.........chai ! u Dey use #50 golden circle for this fine lady

Lols,man must survive na

Number 7 is a valid reason even though it's the job of FRSC and VIO

That na end of year hustling. Men must make money for xmas and new year.

dominique:
Number 7 is a valid reason even though it's the job of FRSC and VIO

valid reason tho...but is there any where they stipulate in our constitution that the penalty for the deviance is torture or extortion,or even detaining the culprit or engaging them with other ridiculous interrogations.......i've had a story where the police man asked the man about his family,how many children he has(6)...he was like this unstable economy,why did you born that much(he turn to family planning consultant)

fhelihx:
Lols,man must survive na

government no Dey pay them?

Kingsley10000:
government no Dey pay them?

Sure they do,but they might not be satisfied na

Oga,ur car is too neat,the tyres are very neat, and u are using Nigeria road..oga park.

All na format, we all know. For naija every avenue na hustling opportunity o if you know what I mean.
If you want to doubt me, go and ask dasuki how he managed to maneuver GEJ and the Senate to approve $2.1billion for arms purchase and still diverted the funds to whom it may concern.

Man must sha get money to celebrate this new year. Where is the waec certificate of this car, oya park

You are driving and looking at ur inner mirrow... Oya park