TEACHER: Why are you late?

WEBSTER: Because of the sign.

TEACHER: What sign?

WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."



TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?

CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!




TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile"?

JOHN: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"

TEACHER: No, that's wrong

JOHN: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!



Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people

are no longer interested?
Pupil : A teacher.



Teacher: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?

Desmond: No, teacher, it's the same dog!



HER: What is the chemical formula for water?

SARAH: "HIJKLMNO"!!

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!



TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.

GEORGE: Here it is!

TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?

CLASS: George!



TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn't

have ten years ago.
WILLY: Me!

Ke ke ke
willy is a briliant student
i like her

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_{who do u believe in ?}

i go sue bilms 4 theft of intellectual property/

i no sure sey u knw sey i copyright dat joke

@Topic
nice

lolabbey

no just try am because na court of joke i go carry u go




na ur teeth i dey shw so after u dont loose for the court

go bak to skul 2 of una

to do watin?

ok as u no wan go school again, na wetin be this? hjjglyhjhjujklfgfkjlgfjklgfhjxcvbncvjklvgblims?

well,

i no the answer to ur question.

Behold, I Come Quickly


The new preacher had just begun his sermon. He was a little nervous, and about ten minutes into the sermon his mind went blank. After a brief second of complete panic, he remembered what they had taught him in seminary about situations like this: repeat the last point. His teacher assured him this would help him remember what was supposed to come next. So he gave it a try.

"Behold, I come quickly," he said. Still his mind was blank. He tried again. "Behold, I come quickly." Still nothing.

He tried one more time -- speaking and gesturing with such force that he fell forward, knocking the pulpit to one side, tripping over the flower pot, and falling into the lap of a little old lady in the front row.

The young preacher apologized profusely.

"That is all right, young man," said the little old lady. "It was my fault. I should have gotten out of the way. You told me three times you were coming

Teacher: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?

Desmond: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

Kai, dis Desmond na very smart pupil.

John is an intelligent student

I can c him going into politics in future, 

Not really. Yahoo! yahoo! too has some mischievous intellectuals.

yahoo yahoo indeed

lol

is like u be yahoo yahoo?

Ah Ah! Haba! I said 'mischievous' intellectuals _{which you are} not honorable intellectuals _{which I am.}

lol

honourable intellectualist

Funny

says who?

i guess its u.

lol

ur teeth big,ur lips sef big

:p :p :p

errorses

lola u can see that he just comfirmed it for u. that ur teeth is big plus big lips

ur lola, 4 where.?


na wa ooooo

lola don turn celebrity.

lola see guys don they fight for u oooooooooo

blimsco how r u?

which name u give me so?

i reject it