G.E. Jonathan met with the Queen of England. He asked her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me? I want to help Nigeria" "Well" said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people." Jonathan frowned and asked, " but how do i know the people around me that are really intelligent?", the Queen took a sip of her cup of tea. " Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle,

The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "Please, send Tony Blair in here, would you?" Tony Blair walked into the room and said "Yes, Your Majesty?" The Queen smiled and said, "answer me this please. Tony, your mother and your father have a child. It is not your brother, It is not your sister, Who is it?"

Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answered, "That would be me." "Yes! Very good!"said the queen.

Jonathan went back home to ask N. Sambo, his vice presidential choice the same question. "Sambo, answer this for me. Your mother and you father have a child. It is not your brother. It is not your sister. Who is it?" "i am not sure, ", said Sambo. "Let me get back to you on that one, " Sambo then went to his advisors and asked everyone but none gave him an answer. Finally one night he ran to Dora Akunyili . Sambo asked "Dora can you answer this for me Your mother and you father have a child. It is not your brother. It is not your sister. Who is it?"

Dora answered sharply, "That's easy, its me! " Sambo smiled and said "Thanks" then he went back to speak with Jonathan. " Sir, i did some research and i have the answer to the riddle. Its Dora Akunyili! " Jonathan got up angrily, frowning he said to Sambo. No wonder Nigeria isn't moving forward. I don't have intelligent people around me ! You Dummy! The answer is Tony Blair!!!!"

No be me talk am o!

Photocopied and edited, but still okay

Na only photocopy? He even laminated it before pasting it on NL.

LOL! @laminated joke

Old joke, but still has d flavour in it

First time seeing it, its a good one. It made me laugh!

Hope our President is smarter than that!