1)Yo mama so fat, dracula sucked her blood and got diabetes 
2)Yo mama so ugly that one direction went the other direction 
3)Yo mama stupid, she tried to climb mountain dew
4)Yo mama so fat, when she died she broke the stair way to heaven
5)Yo mama so fat, half of her is in another universe 
6)Yo mama so short, she broke her legs getting off the toilet.
7)Yo mama so fat, when she climbed into a monster truck, it became a low rider. Damn!!
8 )Yo mama so ugly, "hello kitty" said goodbye.
9)Yo mama so old, she sad next to moses in 3rd grade.
10)Yo mama so fat she don't need Internet, she is already world wide.
11)Yo mama so fat, her handle crashed twitter.
12)Yo mama so ugly, her reflection said "I Quit".
14)Yo mama so poor, the ducks throw breads at her.
15)Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
16)Yo mama so poor, she hangs toilet papers out to dry.
17)Yo mama so short, when she smokes weed she can't even get high.
18)Yo mama so fat, she sat on an ipod and it became an ipad.
19)Yo mama so fat, when I pictured her in my head she broke my neck.
20)Yo mama so fat, her belly button gets home 15 mins before her.
21)Yo mama so short, she can do back flips under the bed. 
22)Yo mama so ugly, scorpion said "stay over there"
23)Yo mama so fat, even her clothes have stretch marks.
24)Yo mama so stupid, she when to a dentist to get Bluetooth.
25)Yo mama so ugly, she jumped in a pool and the water jumped out.
 


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4, 7, 18 and 19 killed it...

Yo momma so dirty. The only diss I could give to her is disinfectant

yo momma hair so short she rolls it with rice

yo momma so bald when she plaits her hair it looks like stitches