1. HAUSA man who removed his shoes to enter taxi.....

2. IGBO man who went to the bank with spanner to open bank account.

3.YORUBA man who went to bed with a ruler just to know how long he slept

4. A TIV man who watched the news and waved at the news reader.

5. AN EFIK nurse who woke up a sleeping patient simply because she forgot to give him sleeping pills....

6. ANIGALA man who lowered his TV volume because he wanted to read a text message..

7. AN IKWERE man who polished his shoes to take a passport photo.

8. AN ISOKO man who climbed a mango tree to check if the mango was ripe enough then came down and started stoning it.....

9. A FULANI man who chose to drink Fanta because he thought sprite was unripe

10.A GWARI man who saw something that looked like shit, touched it and tasted n said "Hmmm" na shit ooo!!!Thank God I no match am....


11. AN IDOMA man who put his radio inside the refrigerator because he wanted to listen to Cool FM