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Very Funny Joke by scofieldsimba(m): 9:27am On Jul 26, 2015
I met this pretty lady some few years back,
she
approached
me and initiated a chat with me. She was
driving an SUV that
day. We finally exchanged contacts. She
works
as a senior staff in Chevron. She also own a
couple of
properties in
Lagos and Johannesburg.
We became very close. As a poor guy, I was
very loyal but
she wanted me to be the man in the
relationship.
Each time
we meet her friends, she will be like, "Baby
please buy me
this... buy me that...". It is her money but she
paints a picture
that I am the one spending on her. She buys
clothes that I
never would have looked at because of the
outrageous
amount it would cost and says I bought it for
her as a gift.
She rented a 2 bedroom flat for me and each
time she
comes around, she washes my clothes and
cooks for me. She
suggested that I become independent, that I
should quit my
N25,000 salary job and start my own business.
She
budgeted N15million for my business. I
started asking
myself what's going on? She hasn't even met
my parents. I
haven't even proposed to her. I went ahead
and
resigned.
We started preparing for my first business
trip,
buying of
Visa and all that. She finally transferred the
money to my
account. That afternoon, I came to the bank to
transfer the
money to my domiciliary account, I waited for
a long time.
Just when it was about to be transferred, my
phone rang
and it was a friend I owe N400 who woke me
up
from the
dream.......... ... Wen I wake up I almost nak
my
head for wall..
Happy Sunday to u all
Re: Very Funny Joke by holyteeboy(m): 9:31am On Jul 26, 2015
Lol jux becoz of N400 he woke you up from that 7m dream..sha happy sunday too

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Re: Very Funny Joke by adanduka: 9:51am On Jul 26, 2015
A lazy man's kinda dream grin
Re: Very Funny Joke by hossanna22: 11:14am On Jul 26, 2015
Eatingggg...lemme commennt lera[color=#000099][/color]

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