am i talking to u b4?

i am talking to lolabbey.

she love me die

clemcykul:

but i dont love u

tell am again.

@bluefilms
na by force 2 love. D babe say your something too small so please leave her alone.

no i cant and i wunt

accurate time kipa

wat an observer

any how now

romade:

accurate time kipa

na wa for u,hmmm

romade:

accurate time kipa

panel of judges

co debators

and d audience

distinguished crazies & lousymen

gbam!

on ur head

d wall clock wasnt late

@tyty enemy!
lol

am gona tidy up my closet 2nite, after that a warm bath, den dinner, den bla bla bla, den gud morning darling

surfrn 4rm a serious hangover but i'm less concerned

not too sure, right?

am confused

such is lyf

such is nairaland too

Little Nancy bought two tickets to travel in a DTC bus in Delhi. The conductor was a bit surprised as he could not see anyone with Nancy.

Conductor: "Oye Nancy! Why do you need two tickets? You are travelling alone?"

Little Nancy: "Don’t you know, pick-pocketing is common on buses, so I will keep one ticket in my shirts left pocket and the other in my right! So even if a pickpocket gets at one of my pockets, I will still have a ticket and will not travel without ticket!"

Conductor: "What if a pickpocket gets both your pockets?"
Little Nancy takes out his wallet from his pant pocket: "I have a monthly pass also!"

Conductor: "And if someone gets your pant pockets also, then what, then you will be fined for traveling without ticket!!"

Little Nancy puts his hand inside his shirt and displays his ID card (hanging with a chain around his neck) and says with a cunning smile: "Phir sadda DTC staff hone ka kya fayada!" (in English: "Wots da use been a DTC staff!"

:-x :-x

error

tyty u never cook finish?

she still dey find royco

i just eat finish

see

evenrybody go say i don eat, who knows may be na garri u drink self. and u dey claim say u dey cook.


or na pig meat?

u don try garri and pig meat b4? see hw d tin dey soooooooo delicious, hmmmmm