different people in dofferent parts of the globe have their own definition of whom a Nigerian is.if asked, how would u describe a typical nigerian?

Judgemental, very materialistic and shortcut seeker.

Big B1

Intensely religious yet ready to break any law for a quick buck.

Very skilled at deception with the reassuring manner of a vicar.

Talks long and loud enough on the phone to be heard 3 blocks away.

Will jump to the head of any long que as if doing so is a god-given right.

Frequently suffers from delusions of grandeur, and generally expects preferential treatment.

If wealthy enough, will spare no expense on gaudy outfits, but will never see the inside of a gym and therefore is obese.

Jakumo:

Intensely religious yet ready to break any law for a quick buck.

Very skilled at deception with the reassuring manner of a vicar.

Talks long and loud enough on the phone to be heard 3 blocks away.

Will jump to the head of any long que as if doing so is a god-given right.

Frequently suffers from delusions of grandeur, and generally expects preferential treatment.

If wealthy enough, will spare no expense on gaudy outfits, but will never see the inside of a gym and therefore is obese.

eerily accurate

but not all nigerians

but wait oh, how do u know this?

Agressive!

1. Noisy

2. Attention seeking

3. Unnecessarily very religious

4. colourful clothing

5. Men wearing dresses g.g (Obasanjo)

6. deceitful

7. Arrogant ( about what, I don't know)

8. Think South Africa owes him/her.

9. Wishes he was an American or a Brits

10. Undermines neighbouring countries.

A SOUTH AFRICAN

1. Extremly arrogant.

2. Ignorant about Africa.

3. Hate school, especially blacks, coloureds & Afrikaaners.

4. Men with bald head

5. Always thinking about sex,sex,sex etc

6. Violent

7. Think South Africa is not really part of Africa.

8. Think everbody, well build and dark is Nigerian

9. Afraid to go deep into Africa

10. Don't like strangers, especially extremly dark ones!

Mpele: 1. Noisy

2. Attention seeking

3. Unnecessarily very religious

4. colourful clothing

5. Men wearing dresses g.g (Obasanjo)

6. deceitful

7. Arrogant ( about what, I don't know)

8. Think South Africa owes him/her.

9. Wishes he was an American or a Brits

10. Undermines neighbouring countries.

A SOUTH AFRICAN

1. Extremly arrogant.

2. Ignorant about Africa.

3. Hate school, especially blacks, coloureds & Afrikaaners.

4. Men with bald head

5. Always thinking about sex,sex,sex etc

6. Violent

7. Think South Africa is not really part of Africa.

8. Think everbody, well build and dark is Nigerian

9. Afraid to go deep into Africa

10. Don't like strangers, especially extremly dark ones!

Objectively right! Lol

One word. Greedy!

Ignoramus
Stewpid
Stuborn
Cheat
Affectionate
Passionate
Religious hypocrite

Nnaa Na Wa oh! Nigerians una fall my hand. Why nah? see negative comments about " a typical Nigerian"!
U know one thing, as all of una be typical Nigerians too, I 'll take it that u guys just described yourselves one by one.
As 4 me, a typical Nigerian (that's me) is:
Intelligent
God fearing
Hospitable
Caring
Beautiful
Industrious
Responsible, just name it!

Religious mostly to a fault, intelligent, a people's person, overly protective of his/her family and friends, fun lover, crook, pessimist, object of envy by other people but somehow still has inferiority complex, always playing the blame game, fashionista, trustworthy.