kle4d:
Oga those NYSC people in that office no send me text message o! Is there a way I can force the text to my phone?

Yes...there is a way...send me your no, makei forward am to you

LogoDWhiz:


Well, you haven't got your CUN because NYSC have issues.

Why didn't u click on submit?
Why didn't u register?



Send your address!

because I don't feel like clicking the submit button and I hate registering for things.
address:army barracks.ojo

Fraih:

Happy Birthday Valentine
May God increase you now and always. Amen

How far that cake, we shall not see alone, we shall eat as well keep ours o

*knocks on the door*
*hearing strange sounds frm inside d rum*
fraihr's husband "who is dat by dis tym of d nyt"
*clears throat* it me dapaik i came to giv fraih her share of the cake..
fraih "jst a minute i am cooommmiinnggg"...

merikims:
ewoo I no b software or nysc site wey no get security ooo.I hold ground any how.I am unhackable.

Unhackable?...issokay....virus go soon enter ur body now and nah after 9months we go fit commot am

merikims:
I talk say I recognise u.na u trek reach abuja that tym abi for pmb.anyway I am a lady I don't do trekking and bikes!!!duh.pls wat d meaning of trekking am not fluent in NL English.

trekking means coming to my hood..lolss

DTOBS:
Jesuuuuuusssssss....my life is covered with the blood of Jesus...



D- Covered with the blood of Jah
T- Covered with the blood of Jah
O- covered with the blood of Jah
B- Covered with the blodd of Jah
S- Covered with the blood of Jah...


...heheheheeeehehehehehehe...you can never catch me

no liver sef.

merikims:
no liver sef.

liver ko, kidney ni

boboLIL:
lolss,,, I form like get on oh,,, buh since u de available,,, mk we roll..... For ur acc details.. Send am oh

am not available.I taken already by dioxidane.

SC31:

Have you registered? If yes
Did you click submit? If yes
Just chill you'll be able to print your green card tomorrow or next.....the call up number on your dashboard is the koko not the one sent as SMS cause no one will ask you to show dem the call up no on your phone

no n no to question 1&2.I will show them my phone maybe dem go pity me buy me new one since d phone don fall tire.

boboLIL:
see eh,, our highness no de the same level oh,,, u r high on kunu,, mine na alomo and orijin... I go burst u scata oo...lolss

lolzzz no vex oo,i know say na like thirty voices u dey hear at once @ dis moment,i wan go camp with my complete self oo.twale bros

merikims:
am not available.I taken already by dioxidane.

u go soon be taken by methane...

In papa Ajasco's voice....

I go oooooooooooo....my bed is calling me



Goodnight y'all

boboLIL:
really,,, I no no oh... Buh plateau no de make wave for naija oh.. Wetin happen?

I guess it's because it's peaceful for now and I pray it will always be. If crisis dey, you go here am for news. Na good wave dey there ooooo. Cold hot weather lollllll

DTOBS:


Yes...there is a way...send me your no, makei forward am to you

u dey work for the office?

My CUL and GC's CUN match sha o.
But I still need that text coz na d same money all of us pay!

DTOBS:


Unhackable?...issokay....virus go soon enter ur body now and nah after 9months we go fit commot am

nah! get thee behind me dtobs

smileeey:
I guess it's because it's peaceful for now and I pray it will always be. If crisis dey, you go here am for news. Na good wave dey there ooooo. Cold hot weather lollllll

maybe nxt year, we go go do val for there..

DTOBS:
liver ko, kidney ni

lol

wittyemi:
lolzzz no vex oo,i know say na like thirty voices u dey hear at once @ dis moment,i wan go camp with my complete self oo.twale bros

lolss... Nothing do u baba

merikims:
no n no to question 1&2.I will show them my phone maybe dem go pity me buy me new one since d phone don fall tire.

Pity you??
U think say those guys don chop?

boboLIL:
trekking means coming to my hood..lolss

noted boss. expect me this night.

JaneJoanJohn:
I follow you sip that kunu, but you can like to keep ya snake,I'll just manage pop corn...if dem like make them analyse from here to kafachan, I no curr... Wetin I know be say,Akwaibom Ayaya!!!!...Good morning my lovelies..LogoDwhiz, Fraih, stubborn BoBoLil, Amodu, swagifted, FireandIce,chommieblaq, Rosalieene, kbs468,ighravweIG(I'm still trying to figure out your name)eaglvision,iambibi,DTOBS,wittyemi ,yanabasee and other pcms that I've been observing silently ...
Bia,where is Rukkyola.. I go off,off I go!

Happy val.... Hope you showed someone love today?

I wish you a blissful night rest!

En route to no. 86a sexuality street, nairaland... Whose going wid mua?

Hi guys a friend of mine is trying to boycott serving his country o. He told me this evening that he is not interested in leaving his job, his reason been that job is not sure after service.
I tried to convince him that going for NYSC would help him a lot but I think he has already made up his mind.
Problem now is thAt he has already registered on nysc portal which means they'll definitely post him somewhere, please is it still possible for him to reverse the process and ask for exemption letter
Logodwhiz
Bobolil
Dtobs
Hammedkola
Et al make una help abeg

amodu:


I also choose all the South Western states as my most visited and still given Oyo.

I'm sure, you won't be going to Oyo anymore! Base on the hacking news that's been viral lately!

How's you been kicking?

Got info that the reason for d skyrocketing of cun for those who registered early was as a result of inability to submit after picking states. For each time u click submit, a new cun is generated automatically, hence the reason for cuns skyrocketingget to 250k plus for peepz who registered earlier. The issue is being resolved, hence d putting on hold of green card printing by NYSC. D states on d leaked CUL are actually real and that's y d cun on d green card tallies with it, also it also shows ur cun has been reset, cos by d time u reprint ur green card, all 3 nos on green card, CUL and Sms would tally. NYSC can however decide to alter states of deployment to save their face, but if they decide not to, believe me, what is on ur leaked CUL is what u get.

merikims:
noted boss. expect me this night.

lol

wittyemi:
Not yet bro,but they (NYSC) said you should check back on Monday or Tuesday to print. Even those with CUN sent to their phones via sms has been asked to go and reprint green card on Monday or Tuesday too. So cyber cafe go full reach over flow again with the exception of those with their personal lapi,modem n printer.

Olrite man, I appreciate this... Happy valentine...

Hope you showed someone love, out there?

And I hope you're doing just great!

kle4d:

Pity you?? U think say those guys don chop?

I have faith in humanity

Abbeyunique2:
Good evening house, pls let's be patience with one another, no question is silly even if they ask us the meaning of lmao or nysc. pls to avoid wahala, if we felt the question being is too silly, let's scrol pass. i believe we are all matured individuals. namecalling, attacking eachother personality, character assasination was not and has never been the part of the basis of establishment of this thread.
The why i joined this thread was that i saw a one big happy family of complete strangers comprising of diff ethnic grps, tribes, sch of thought, diff specialty, philosophies, and institution.
i want this to remain like this. one love, one nation, one golden city.
*special shout to my sweetheart beckytee
pressy logodwhiz, kb468, fraih, fraiser, oluwafirefunmi, janejoanjohn, bobolil, amodu, jaylorm, chiefololade and all other monikers i forgot to mention.
nb:ignore the typo

GC oni baje

Walexz02:
Hi guys a friend of mine is trying to boycott serving his country o. He told me this evening that he is not interested in leaving his job, his reason been that job is not sure after service.
I tried to convince him that going for NYSC would help him a lot but I think he has already made up his mind.
Problem now is thAt he has already registered on nysc portal which means they'll definitely post him somewhere, please is it still possible for him to reverse the process and ask for exemption letter
Logodwhiz
Bobolil
Dtobs
Hammedkola
Et al make una help abeg

Well, since he doesn't wanna go yet. He should forget the registration stuff.

Later on, he'll apply for remobilsation.



Also, try and him that nothing is certain for life. The company might wake up tomorrow and try to do re-evaluation of their staffs and the key criterion might be NYSC Discharge certificate.
What of if he gets a much better job during or after service?


But well, whatever rocks his boat!

Walexz02:
Hi guys a friend of mine is trying to boycott serving his country o. He told me this evening that he is not interested in leaving his job, his reason been that job is not sure after service.
I tried to convince him that going for NYSC would help him a lot but I think he has already made up his mind.
Problem now is thAt he has already registered on nysc portal which means they'll definitely post him somewhere, please is it still possible for him to reverse the process and ask for exemption letter

not possible oh.. The only thing he will do is not to report in the camp.... Maybe nxt batch,, the urge to serve his fatherland myt come.... I don't think nysc gives out exemption letter with such excuse oh.. Its either ur age is due or the person has a life threatening sickness and doesn't want to serve...

merikims:
because I don't feel like clicking the submit button and I hate registering for things.
address:army barracks.ojo

Well, you can't get any CUN is you don't register and if you don't click on submit.


Okay na! Na OYO u dey so with the army barracks address