IghravweIG:

Lol. na dem b Jega na.
dem nor just dey fair.
All dis grey-hair mods dem.

FolabiBret:


Madam, gimme two bo'ls of St.Bottles Gin. Mah share am wid my paddies dem. Cc: Jubreal, Kbs48, Sunnepa, Bobolil, Logodwhiz, Abbeyunique, Hawkvision, Fraiser, Dtobs, et al.
PS: nor dey reason say 2 bottles too small for us to share o. Each bo'l contains 98% +alc. o.

wittyemi:
This guy self,you sure say you go fit wait till orientation camp day sef,dis wan wey u dey countdown repeatedly in a concurrent manner each day so...morning bro

Brimmie:


Hmmmn! Is that quote for me?? **in Falz' voice** Eez like you're indirectly talking to my soul

Good morning bruh!

justified19:
lol.

some av food bt can not eat, some can eat but dia is no food...choi

boboLIL:
make dem gimme BOBO,, I don't take alcohol..lols

Abbeyunique2:
Getting too big for my liking, kasun kaji enterprise just dey make person get unnecessary fat

justified19:
so I don turn moses, becoming a governor for golden city all d way from Graceland....dedicated to d mod dat banned me yesterday o...I knw u re jealous of me and d friends I av here ni. oya kontinu.

if dis two threads don loose taste now, I can no fit com nairaland again..

I've met wonderful pple here(tho we talk only on nairaland apart from one dat is now ma padi outside nairaland).

terrymason:
hmmm! Hmmm! Holy! Sister you will bring 20litres of undiluted olive oil! just see ur moniker BlizzyDoDo na frying things
Fraiser carry plate come mk u collect small dodo from blizzy!

LogoDWhiz:


Don't know how long. Only you can know that.

Just check your profile and you'll see it.

BlizzydoDo:
smiln, hapi frying ooo mi I go personally boil yuu

terrymason:
nor allow gas finish 4 my head oh! B4 u put personally

Abbeyunique2:
Getting too big for my liking, kasun kaji enterprise just dey make person get unnecessary fat

FolabiBret:
Bobo as ur name implies, abi?

wittyemi:
If I say let's go to the gym, shabi u dey always form like Alagba (Prophet) wey dey meditate in the spirit...now u r fast approaching the avuncular stage so early because of your obstreperousness to gym with mua. Now,when next I make the alter call for gyming, you better heed to it,prolly b4 camp u might get back to shape; maybe then you ll reserve eulogy and panegyrics for me.

wittyemi:
If I say let's go to the gym, shabi u dey always form like Alagba (Prophet) wey dey meditate in the spirit...now u r fast approaching the avuncular stage so early because of your obstreperousness to gym with mua. Now,when next I make the alter call for gyming, you better heed to it,prolly b4 camp u might get back to shape; maybe then you ll reserve eulogy and panegyrics for me.

boboLIL:
u av common. Sense my brother...lols

wittyemi:
If I say let's go to the gym, shabi u dey always form like Alagba (Prophet) wey dey meditate in the spirit...now u r fast approaching the avuncular stage so early because of your obstreperousness to gym with mua. Now,when next I make the alter call for gyming, you better heed to it,prolly b4 camp u might get back to shape; maybe then you ll reserve eulogy and panegyrics for me.

Abbeyunique2:

In english

spixytinxy:
Wu tell u dat one, I get henesssy oooo

Abbeyunique2:

In english

Qutyjoice:

Cat-like bear...Dancing bobo already

Fraiser:
kai na which elderly man u go meet wey giv u dis kyn advice? now i can see u want to marry my sis, na because say u want enter back door com carry my sis bfor na hin make me lock d door, en en now i can open d door for u, but bfor i talk go buy prayer drink come so dat i can bless d union, oya dide gbera nle

Fraiser:
kai na which elderly man u go meet wey giv u dis kyn advice? now i can see u want to marry my sis, na because say u want enter back door com carry my sis bfor na hin make me lock d door, en en now i can open d door for u, but bfor i talk go buy prayer drink come so dat i can bless d union, oya dide gbera nle

Qutyjoice:

Awwn trust ya good. wud miss you

dejiconde:
hmmmmmm.... Jes add everytin togeda for mi.. Shai u go sabi take kia of ur husband ooo no worry I go thief u go

Oyehomie:

Spixytinxy Abeg u get seaman royal? I won give ma in-law so he can shower his blessing ova m nd ma new found rib..Qutyjoice..help me and package am with kolanut.

Oyehomie:

Spixytinxy Abeg u get seaman royal? I won give ma in-law so he can shower his blessing ova m nd ma new found rib..Qutyjoice..help me and package am with kolanut.
...carrying it to una aos...Nah hin be dis inlaw prostrating to deliver it again....na wen una go want make we do our engagement/marriage proper?

kuchikau1:
...
Lemme check

spixytinxy:
u don no say ur inlaw like paraga abi, dat y u buy sepe instead of wine. Abeg Eva wine dey too ooo, abi na paraga ur sis inlaw go drink too ni

wittyemi:
lolzzzz, in English it means,always workout shikena.