Fraiser:
wen I tell u say make u no dey dress lyk conductor wey felled ontop bus u no go listen, see wetin ur eye don see now, u better come make I teach u mature man dressing

Fraiser:
chai see my twinnie yaf made my head swell lyk baloon, anoda twinnie lyk u is a taboo:*

Brimmie:


Lol.. Na one Man for hin office fest talk sey I dress like WizKid! Sey I con loose button join! Thank God for one Prof wey help me beg am o!

Fraiser:
even if den ask fraih make she choose her twinnie a million tyms, she no go hesitate bfor choosing me

spixytinxy:
ehn ehn, Sebi na cos pple dey buy am, dat y I say mk I buy too

Fraiser:
congrats in arrears

spixytinxy:
where is dat nd how much is it

drjoshua2000:


CobWeb go full all those items. Begin wash d shorts from now because d okrika scent go pass be careful. Congrats corper shun

Brimmie:


Olobe.. I don't do "Ekiti Dressing". I'm a Behind Bush Boi! No make me vex upload my pishure with Daramola o!

Ah Fraiser, no talk am o. Brimmie make sense ju gbogbo iyen lo o.
No make hin vex upload his pic with Daramola o. Pms go full his mail tonight ni

Qutyjoice:

Abeg no dey wash my brother, I no dey like am.
Sowie not for yu jawie, Na that Brimmie I dey talk to.

Fraiser:
bae to talenu, am fyn jare, hw was d convo? Hope u bought my jollof rice

Fraiser:
fraih u sure say u won giv a woman to dis man in our family, d person wey never marry wey don dey tackle ur twin bro, hin won even collect my position as ur twinnie wey I don bring from heaven, brimmie go ask oyehomie all dis u dey do no go fit fetch u wife for my family o, unless u learn to dey respect me

bolagabriella:

Choi
*in ade's voice* fraiser why are you lying

Fraiser:
make e too short ke? Pls have mercy on d guys o, u no den no go wear jeans

Qutyjoice:

U Na good morning o, journalist award no be here....Anyway I have not bin seeing my fwend(SC31)here again, wetin do her?

CROBBOY:
Is that my sweetheart I am seeing up there? *Rushes to welcome her with a hug and kisses * I have missed you bae. How was your day

jayloms:
Abeg make Una nor vex, I get one Nysc related question. Hope girls are allowed to were white Bum short on camp

Cc anybody, everybody

spixytinxy:
kinlo je be

Fraih:

Ah Fraiser, no talk am o. Brimmie make sense ju gbogbo iyen lo o.
No make hin vex upload his pic with Daramola o. Pms go full his mail tonight ni

Qutyjoice:

E ma ma da lo hun

spixytinxy:
if I c person escort me I go go, bt if I no c na to buy d chasecow for ikorodu ooo, did u get rubber tennis as well

spixytinxy:
not at all, veery very busy wit my Customers bt y u neva come my joint na

Fraiser:
na durin rainy season den dey recommend rubber tennis o because of d field can be soaked wit water, so we no need am as our campin don fall for dry season btw I no see our man jubrealguy dis nyt o, abi e never recover from yesterday hangover ni

Qutyjoice:

Warri even dey my town Osun St.....#800/1k/1.5k it depends on d quality sha

Fraiser:
chai u dey sell paraga, still u no sabi igboro language, nawa for u o, wetin i mean b say I dey enter all dos places welwel

CROBBOY:

She is doing just fine. she only had some external issues to deal with. If you look around in a moment, you will find her. But I hope you will make a good friend to her o? Unlike Rukkyola

spixytinxy:
ehn ehn, abeg describe well well for me ooooo, me no wan lost

SC31:
missed you so much bae...my day has been stressful,you?

Fraiser:
just call me wen u dey go, wot are married for... Oh sorry wot are friends for

CROBBOY:

They said in your joint you only have drinks for certain class of people (which some of them like Abbeyunique2 are running away already) and patronage is strictly by invitation from you.

So I have been holding my peace to avoid public disgrace (You know how Yuroba women vexation dey be na)

Qutyjoice:

Oh! I see...My regards to her....ehehe trust me we are close already, nice meeting yu my fwend's husby

SC31:
lol just follow bolagabriella's direction and drop at the filling station after abiola garden......the building is high enough for you to see it from the express,it has some chinese inscriptions on it with that their floating lamp......or you can just drop at biola garden and walk down or just as people,its not difficult to locate and you no fit loss.

Brimmie:


And Nairaland changed Tùsh to Behind ! WTF is that?? S.eun warn your Server o! Abi na Bot o??!