SexySapphire:

Yes pls.

Omolola1, I'm still waiting to hear from u sweerie.

am in Lagos camp. Platoon 5. Cal me with 08067948953. I wil like to meet u

That's not true, my colleague a lady (married) is currently camping @Nasarawa State.

Happy New Month Friends! May this month be a new dawn for us & may God grant our heart deires. Corpers we we.. Wa wa!

Hurray!

jubrealguy:
na my G b ds? Hope say dose soldiers never reshape ur head for us.....how camp na?

Baba na God dey carry me escape them, if not frog jump for don turn my hobby.... camp is good... how preparation

johndanny:
so you too de Dis camp? I de platoon 6, victory Hostel

Baba I dey o... I am in platoon 1 efficiency Hostel

Fraiser:
my realest G I miss you too baba... We will link up in ABJ soon insha allah, its just a matter of few weeks... Gudmorni bro

Yea my bro... can't wait to have you here too

OFFICIAL COUNTDOWN:

ONLINE PRINTING OF CUL FOR STREAM 2: 12 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 13TH OF MAY)

CAMP OPENING FOR STREAM 2: 20 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 21ST OF MAY)

cc
lyndalyn55
marvluv
jaydabs16
ighravweIG
oyehomie
kbs468
grooove
okitaiji
fraiser
fraiser2
armynu
jubrealguy
eaglevision
crobboy
daudae1
spixytinxy
amodu
dtobs
logodwhiz
iambibi
fraih
jubrealguy
blizzydodo
rukkyola
shammak
chisophia
giftiebrown
aieboocaar
jaymillz
ceyrahtlk
1mrblitz
adewaleoroge
memphisdepay
ultimate73
deeaka
captainkool15
guymandspecies
ify15
bikinigurl
ezechinwa
olasum
emaax77
brosjay3
bibsoo7
nathoneal
jamesdman
ninodaniel
oluwafeolami
timarh
dera25
kceewhyte
sunnepa17
cylas
qboi3000
trenlog
iamdynamite
aleora
ammc
andrea00
upsyli
teemakagu
ukjerry
suogal
gosjol
senesco
sheylarhh
ephyartz
hardiodun
sydneyboss
jico87
skydweller
barongmj
maccabi
candicejay
makabulch
ray4000
teeboy15
inspire700
malakem
ladyisi1
rockyman
meesquared
chuksdewigs
blessedgal
undisputedk
chris10obaje
bawsse
techkreez
ruky8
nd2all
oyinda32
chinwe87
starryV
kestare
henchamb
genius43
belkid01
flamezreal
sweto
twinkle004
gpstars
mztarsh
successral
edwardgunju
winningsun
ladycomfort
clementy117
hernyolar
luchiano1
goodgirl247
lumiere91
ahmtech93
olurashy
sufficiency121
gammarays
gosj01
shevy878
lastborn3401
olasum
iggyok
bornmarch15
fkhalifa
tiwaladeboo
raphlynco
leofish92
rosey33
dueznation
daudae1
cynthiaezebaby
ronaromio
vicharles
pman001
tellasola
dadizgurl
olorunleke001
sammiel
roughdiamond
phykel
dejiconde
budosky
blikani

THIS IS VILLAGE GOAT REPORTING FOR GC fm 91.1



NOTE: To avoid spamming,kindly give a separate mention if you are not captured in this or you want your monicker(s) removed.


FOREIGN QUOTE OF THE DAY:
do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail - RALPH WALDO EMERSON.


MADE IN NIGERIA QUOTE OF THE DAY:
bad advisers are many, good advisers are very few- W.F KUMUYI
.



HILARIOUS QUOTES OF THE DAY:
1) any man who drinks alomo bitters without squeezing his face is capable of murder- MICHAEL FARADAY(1999)

2) the buttocks are like a married couple, though there is a constant friction between them, they will still love and live together - PETE EDOCHIE
.



SHORT JOKES:

1) johnny a bus driver was arguing with his conductor on who was more brilliant
DRIVER- You nor go school
CONDUCTOR- haba! I go school pass you
DRIVER- oya wetin be 2 times 2?
CONDUCTOR- Ahan! Very easy, dat one na 22 naaaa
DRIVER- FOOL! Person tell you the answer for back

2)OKITAIJI- teacher i saw the strap of your bra
TEACHER CANDICEJAY- okitaiji, get out, no class for you for a week

RAY4000 started laughing...
TEACHER CANDICEJAY- why did you laugh?
RAY4000- I saw both straps of your bra
TEACHER CANDICEJAY- Get out, no class for you for one month

Teacher candicejay bends down to pick the chalk that fell down and fraiser started walking out of the class
TEACHER CANDICEJAY- Fraiser, why are you going out?
FRAISER- The thing wey i see now ma, i think my school days are over
teacher faints

.

HELP: Still don't know what what to take to camp, see here... www.corpr.com.ng/things-to-take- to-camp-nysc

HAPPY NEW MONTH AND HAPPY SUNDAY MY PEOPLE

Iggyok:
Congratulations to all stream1 corpers on their safe journey and subsequent swearing-in ceremony . Please i want to know the exact documents needed for camp registration.

ur call up letter,ur result and Id card and ur green card.

Aghans:

am in Lagos camp. Platoon 5. Cal me with 08067948953. I wil like to meet u

Are you on whatsapp with this number?

A warm greeting to everybody all the way from Kusalla Dam, Karaye LGA, Kano State.

I, my wife, MissOyin and overall parade commander, Osytex are saying our hello

SexySapphire:

Are you on whatsapp with this number?

No, here is my Whatsapp number: 08135048468

eaglevision:



awwwwwwn,u want my head to swell like garri ijebu abi? u knw i always look after my darling nw even though u abandoned me for ocean2 but no probs sha,aws camp goin on dear,still expecting those pix of u o

You know I didn't mean to abandon you for ocean2, those people jst wanted to show themselves. I'm sure you will enjoy the stream2 also.
Camp has been going on great. I'm starting to enjoy it already tho it was stressful initially. About the pic thing, I don't really like to post my pics on Nl. Hope you're getting ready for yours?

SMartins1:

08135048468 that's his contact...

Thanks

Hello house! Sending my love all the way from abia camp

Good Afternoon Roomies,
Am a PCM stream 2, though am mostly a passerby here am hearing some rumours thats getting me worried.

the rumour is that, i heard that there might be no stream 2 for batch A corps members if the FG did not release the remain fund for this batch, and also it is looking very slim that they the FG will release the remaing fund.

pls how true is this info......

Jaolad:
Good Afternoon Roomies,
Am a PCM stream 2, though am mostly a passerby here am hearing some rumours thats getting me worried.

the rumour is that, i heard that there might be no stream 2 for batch A corps members if the FG did not release the remain fund for this batch, and also it is looking very slim that they the FG will release the remaing fund.

pls how true is this info......

I haven't heard anything relating to this, this is Nigeria...so anything can happen.
but if so, l'll gladly forget about nysc for my life time...

SexySapphire:

You know I didn't mean to abandon you for ocean2, those people jst wanted to show themselves. I'm sure you will enjoy the stream2 also.
Camp has been going on great. I'm starting to enjoy it already tho it was stressful initially. About the pic thing, I don't really like to post my pics on Nl. Hope you're getting ready for yours?

happy sunday dear,i knw my darling wnt abandon me deliberately,im sha prep small small,already bought my customised NYSC garri hehe.
send me the pix on twitter joor

happy sunday to yall stream1 CM,looking forward to hearing frm u guys as well
prindu baba continue enjoying camp jare
#Shalom

SomebodysMrs:
Hello house! Sending my love all the way from abia camp

im also sending my love all the way frm my heart camp.happy sunday dear,good of u for dropping by,some don forget GC patapata

VillageGOAT:
OFFICIAL COUNTDOWN:

ONLINE PRINTING OF CUL FOR STREAM 2: 12 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 13TH OF MAY)

CAMP OPENING FOR STREAM 2: 20 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 21ST OF MAY)

cc
lyndalyn55
marvluv
jaydabs16
ighravweIG
oyehomie
kbs468
grooove
okitaiji
fraiser
fraiser2
armynu
jubrealguy
eaglevision
crobboy
daudae1
spixytinxy
amodu
dtobs
logodwhiz
iambibi
fraih
jubrealguy
blizzydodo
rukkyola
shammak
chisophia
giftiebrown
aieboocaar
jaymillz
ceyrahtlk
1mrblitz
adewaleoroge
memphisdepay
ultimate73
deeaka
captainkool15
guymandspecies
ify15
bikinigurl
ezechinwa
olasum
emaax77
brosjay3
bibsoo7
nathoneal
jamesdman
ninodaniel
oluwafeolami
timarh
dera25
kceewhyte
sunnepa17
cylas
qboi3000
trenlog
iamdynamite
aleora
ammc
andrea00
upsyli
teemakagu
ukjerry
suogal
gosjol
senesco
sheylarhh
ephyartz
hardiodun
sydneyboss
jico87
skydweller
barongmj
maccabi
candicejay
makabulch
ray4000
teeboy15
inspire700
malakem
ladyisi1
rockyman
meesquared
chuksdewigs
blessedgal
undisputedk
chris10obaje
bawsse
techkreez
ruky8
nd2all
oyinda32
chinwe87
starryV
kestare
henchamb
genius43
belkid01
flamezreal
sweto
twinkle004
gpstars
mztarsh
successral
edwardgunju
winningsun
ladycomfort
clementy117
hernyolar
luchiano1
goodgirl247
lumiere91
ahmtech93
olurashy
sufficiency121
gammarays
gosj01
shevy878
lastborn3401
olasum
iggyok
bornmarch15
fkhalifa
tiwaladeboo
raphlynco
leofish92
rosey33
dueznation
daudae1
cynthiaezebaby
ronaromio
vicharles
pman001
tellasola
dadizgurl
olorunleke001
sammiel
roughdiamond
phykel
dejiconde
budosky
blikani

THIS IS VILLAGE GOAT REPORTING FOR GC fm 91.1



NOTE: To avoid spamming,kindly give a separate mention if you are not captured in this or you want your monicker(s) removed.


FOREIGN QUOTE OF THE DAY:
do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail - RALPH WALDO EMERSON.


MADE IN NIGERIA QUOTE OF THE DAY:
bad advisers are many, good advisers are very few- W.F KUMUYI
.



HILARIOUS QUOTES OF THE DAY:
1) any man who drinks alomo bitters without squeezing his face is capable of murder- MICHAEL FARADAY(1999)

2) the buttocks are like a married couple, though there is a constant friction between them, they will still love and live together - PETE EDOCHIE
.



SHORT JOKES:

1) johnny a bus driver was arguing with his conductor on who was more brilliant
DRIVER- You nor go school
CONDUCTOR- haba! I go school pass you
DRIVER- oya wetin be 2 times 2?
CONDUCTOR- Ahan! Very easy, dat one na 22 naaaa
DRIVER- FOOL! Person tell you the answer for back

2)OKITAIJI- teacher i saw the strap of your bra
TEACHER CANDICEJAY- okitaiji, get out, no class for you for a week

RAY4000 started laughing...
TEACHER CANDICEJAY- why did you laugh?
RAY4000- I saw both straps of your bra
TEACHER CANDICEJAY- Get out, no class for you for one month

Teacher candicejay bends down to pick the chalk that fell down and fraiser started walking out of the class
TEACHER CANDICEJAY- Fraiser, why are you going out?
FRAISER- The thing wey i see now ma, i think my school days are over
teacher faints

.

HELP: Still don't know what what to take to camp, see here... www.corpr.com.ng/things-to-take- to-camp-nysc

HAPPY NEW MONTH AND HAPPY SUNDAY MY PEOPLE

VillageGoat, wat aff i efa done to you? haba. Na dis kind joke u see to feature me in? Il make sure none of my sisters look ur side again

ABB1:

Baba na God dey carry me escape them, if not frog jump for don turn my hobby.... camp is good... how preparation

lolz....... paddy, we dey prepare oo, hoping may 21 will be sacrosanct

Jaolad:
Good Afternoon Roomies,
Am a PCM stream 2, though am mostly a passerby here am hearing some rumours thats getting me worried.

the rumour is that, i heard that there might be no stream 2 for batch A corps members if the FG did not release the remain fund for this batch, and also it is looking very slim that they the FG will release the remaing fund.

pls how true is this info......

Brotherly/Sisterly,
We have passed dis rumor stage na, haba. Whenever u hear such rumors, leave them be. In fact "unhear" them. People just want to give u worry dats y dey spread such unfounded talks nd i do not want you to worry. Stick with facts for now, one fact is NYSC timetable has not changed.......






To others that will still come along with rumors they've heard, pls we don't want to hear it (no offense). We re keeping it positive here so join in d positivity. Gracias

anochuko01:


I haven't heard anything relating to this,this is Nigeria...so anything can happen.
but if so, l'll gladly forget about nysc for my life time...

oh boi! iffa start to dey talk wetin me sef dey hear....ehn! everybody go juzz hate me for no reason.....buh make we dey pray sha......hail ya boss

amodu:
A warm greeting to everybody all the way from Kusalla Dam, Karaye LGA, Kano State.

I, my wife, MissOyin and overall parade commander, Osytex are saying our hello

hail u boss

Beckytee:
ur call up letter,ur result and Id card and ur green card.

babe! my own ID card, d face no ger beards atall, d face small die.....dah face no b my face again cos na yr 1, hope there won't be any problem

lastborn3401:
Hello peeps,a friend just call me from camp that there is no stream ii that we are to join batch B,how through is this, i have been having high temperature since den,can eat

lmao.....someone in camp told me something like dat too, dat d rumour is no signed budget, no camp.....buh abeg! no allow NYSC kill u oo, u beta disregard rumours and eat well......What will be will be just like kbs468 said. I just hope ur temperature is back to normal now........ lolz

jubrealguy:
hail u boss

I remain loyal ooo

Mind you, the city is not deserted but the absence is as result of regimented lifestyle we are exposed to here coupled with absence of charging place other than maami and a fluctuating network.

Will do the needful at the appropriate time when it present itself.

jubrealguy:
lmao.....someone in camp told me something like dat too, dat d rumour is no signed budget, no camp.....buh abeg! no allow NYSC kill u oo, u beta disregard rumours and eat well......What will be will be just like kbs468 said. I just hope ur temperature is back to normal now........ lolz

Abi oo.
Lastborn3401 shey you go call the guy say make him or her dey at alert for another round of gist baa? As the president is now poised to sign the Budget this week shey

Kbs468:

Abi oo.
Lastborn3401 shey you go call the guy say make him or her dey at alert for another round of gist baa? As [s]the president is now poised to sign the Budget this week[/s] shey

we av bn hearing dat since april faa

amodu:
A warm greeting to everybody all the way from Kusalla Dam, Karaye LGA, Kano State.

I, my wife, MissOyin and overall parade commander, Osytex are saying our hello

Hehehehehe Good one. GCitizens are now Kanawa and kanawe but above all, we represent the overall Commander. That is lovely.

More guys. Keep them coming all around

jubrealguy:
we av bn hearing dat since april faa

No it is authentic this time around because VP Osinbanjo made the declaration yesterday during the 'The Platform forum'

prindu:
Hurray!

Congratulations Brother