Abeg,, guys which states dey accomodate stream iI abeg,, make person know which one hin dey for here fa

How far?
Report the situation of your camp
cc: LogoDWhiz DTOBS Johndanny MissOyin Rukkyola Biotechsola et al

How far?
Report the situation of your camp
cc: LogoDWhiz DTOBS Johndanny MissOyin Rukkyola Biotechsola et al

VillageGOAT:
OFFICIAL COUNTDOWN:

ONLINE PRINTING OF CUL FOR STREAM 2: 11 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 13TH OF MAY)

CAMP OPENING FOR STREAM 2: 19 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 21ST OF MAY)

cc
lyndalyn55
marvluv
jaydabs16
ighravweIG
oyehomie
kbs468
grooove
okitaiji
fraiser
fraiser2
armynu
jubrealguy
eaglevision
crobboy
daudae1
spixytinxy
amodu
dtobs
logodwhiz
iambibi
fraih
jubrealguy
blizzydodo
rukkyola
shammak
chisophia
giftiebrown
aieboocaar
jaymillz
ceyrahtlk
1mrblitz
adewaleoroge
memphisdepay
ultimate73
deeaka
captainkool15
guymandspecies
ify15
bikinigurl
ezechinwa
olasum
emaax77
brosjay3
bibsoo7
nathoneal
jamesdman
ninodaniel
oluwafeolami
timarh
dera25
kceewhyte
sunnepa17
cylas
qboi3000
trenlog
iamdynamite
aleora
ammc
andrea00
upsyli
teemakagu
ukjerry
suogal
gosjol
senesco
sheylarhh
ephyartz
hardiodun
sydneyboss
jico87
skydweller
barongmj
maccabi
candicejay
makabulch
ray4000
teeboy15
inspire700
malakem
ladyisi1
rockyman
meesquared
chuksdewigs
blessedgal
undisputedk
chris10obaje
bawsse
techkreez
ruky8
nd2all
oyinda32
chinwe87
starryV
kestare
henchamb
genius43
belkid01
flamezreal
sweto
twinkle004
gpstars
mztarsh
successral
edwardgunju
winningsun
ladycomfort
clementy117
hernyolar
luchiano1
goodgirl247
lumiere91
ahmtech93
olurashy
sufficiency121
gammarays
gosj01
shevy878
lastborn3401
olasum
iggyok
bornmarch15
fkhalifa
tiwaladeboo
raphlynco
leofish92
rosey33
dueznation
daudae1
cynthiaezebaby
ronaromio
vicharles
pman001
tellasola
dadizgurl
olorunleke001
sammiel
roughdiamond
phykel
dejiconde
budosky
blikani

THIS IS VILLAGE GOAT REPORTING FOR GC fm 91.1



NOTE: To avoid spamming,kindly give a separate mention if you are not captured in this or you want your monicker(s) removed.


FOREIGN QUOTE OF THE DAY:
Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, small minds discuss people - ELEANOR ROOSEVELT .


MADE IN NIGERIA QUOTE OF THE DAY:
Our founding fathers did not dream of a country where neighbours and friends would exchange bullets in place of handshake- GOODLUCK JONATHAN.



HILARIOUS QUOTES OF THE DAY:
1) I used to hunt animals, now animals hunt me - NKEM OWOH

2) you have 8 tribal marks, stretch marks scattered all over your body yet you still want a tattoo, ah! My friend, you be zebra?

.



SHORT JOKES:

1) Fraiser waec result is finally out. The following conversation ensued between fraiser and his father
PAPA FRAISER- Fraiser my son, i learnt your waec result is out
FRAISER- daddy you remember ray4000 who used to emerge first in our class at the end of every term? He failed

PAPA FRAISER- That's terrible, what happened?
FRAISER- You also remember okitaiji who used to tutor me in the house? He failed too

PAPA FRAISER- What's with the poor performance?
FRAISER- Daddy, i don't know, that's how it is, even sunnepa17 who won the cowbell science and maths competition failed too

PAPA FRAISER- So how was your own result?
FRAISER- you also remember ighravweIG our senior prefect? He failed too

PAPA FRAISER- (Angrily) Boy tell me about your own result?
FRAISER- (Angrily) if all those people failed, do you expect me to pass? Am i a wizard?
.

HELP: Still don't know what what to take to camp, see here... www.corpr.com.ng/things-to-take- to-camp-nysc

FUNNY PICTURE DOWN THERE...

Nice one joorh..u are mouthed!!

amodu:
How far?

Report the situation of your camp

cc:
LogoDWhiz
DTOBS
Johndanny
MissOyin
Rukkyola
Biotechsola
et al

my own be say i no go de too go dat dia parade again before dose soldiers go kill me, na to de find place hide... Rukkyola y ur number no de go na and i no de see u for parade ground na only dapaik i de see steady

Abbeyunique2:



Mine is watery pap and akara, tuwo and okra soup

Which state is that?

Good evening to you all Corp members in various Camps and Prospective Corp members. Please did we have Mechanical Engineering Corps mennber in Abuja Camp? Please hint me for a nice offer. Thanks
Cc:
DTOBS
Fraiser
Fraiser2
Hardie14
Amodu
VillageGoat
Eaglevision

walexitouk:

Which state is that?

Niger state

johndanny:
my own be say i no go de too go dat dia parade again before dose soldiers go kill me, na to de find place hide... Rukkyola y ur number no de go na and i no de see u for parade ground na only dapaik i de see steady

That is if you have a place to hide that the soldiers will not be aware of.

Like Kano here, some people do try to hide in their hostel underneath their mattress, the soldiers will just come in will h water and pour with no consideration whatsoever.

***whispering, I learnt you have seen Rukkyola and that she is a beauty tow behold. Can you confirm that?*****

SomebodysMrs:




Awww I still have this house stored deep down in my heart

keep it stored very well o,hope ur enjoying ur camp over there? do have a great week ahead dear

kbs468 my brother aw evry evry now?
prindu my oga,aw bayelsa na,enjoy bro.
seems i perceived d fragrance of fraih around,hmmnn
she just left GC too like that.

Am missing yall that made GC a place to be,unfortunately GC is nw a shadow of itself.

[quote author=walexitouk post=45253967]Good evening to you all Corp members in various Camps and Prospective Corp members. Please did we have Mechanical Engineering Corps mennber in Abuja Camp? Please hint me for a nice offer. Thanks

longest time bro,seems u wia posted to Abuja?
aws evrytin goin with u,dis ur question i never get answer o.

[quote author=eaglevision post=45260743][/quote] guy

eaglevision:


keep it stored very well o,hope ur enjoying ur camp over there? do have a great week ahead dear

kbs468 my brother aw evry evry now?
prindu my oga,aw bayelsa na,enjoy bro.
seems i perceived d fragrance of fraih around,hmmnn
she just left GC too like that.

Am missing yall that made GC a place to be,unfortunately GC is nw a shadow of itself.

Everything good is good Brother and we are looking forward to them being great while we get greater oo since Baba God is the greatest fa

amodu:


That is if you have a place to hide that the soldiers will not be aware of.

Like Kano here, some people do try to hide in their hostel underneath their mattress, the soldiers will just come in will h water and pour with no consideration whatsoever.

***whispering, I learnt you have seen Rukkyola and that she is a beauty tow behold. Can you confirm that?*****

Hahahaha wetin una dey expect before? People wey don dey do dia work since 17th century, una wan come show dem say ena get wayo ko

johndanny:
my own be say i no go de too go dat dia parade again before dose soldiers go kill me, na to de find place hide... Rukkyola y ur number no de go na and i no de see u for parade ground na only dapaik i de see steady

Be Law abiding Man. I sure say you would like to be dishing out instructions some days ahead and you wouldn't want to be disobeyed right? Would you? Just endure the blessings therein

amodu:


I laff

Be expecting the picture of Kanawa and Kanawe soon

OK na. Good one and seen though. Good of you for keeping your words.

[quote author=eaglevision post=45260743][/quote]

Though I expected Abuja but as God will am in Edo. Someone who thought I will be in Abuja as me to get someone for him.

osytex:


I see you sir!. Greetings everyone.

Greetings too Man. You are much appreciated for not over drilling Your Kano colleagues like others that left them complaining here and there, up and down One Love

amodu:


That is if you have a place to hide that the soldiers will not be aware of.

Like Kano here, some people do try to hide in their hostel underneath their mattress, the soldiers will just come in will h water and pour with no consideration whatsoever.

***whispering, I learnt you have seen Rukkyola and that she is a beauty tow behold. Can you confirm that?*****

yeah u're right, u need to see her, fine Girl with intellect

Kbs468:

Hahahaha wetin una dey expect before? People wey don dey do dia work since 17th century, una wan come show dem say ena get wayo ko

I laff, I wonder oooo

Johndanny and co take note

johndanny:
yeah u're right, u need to see her, fine Girl with intellect

My regards to her oooo

tank God say I don cum outside for dat prison dem call camp where Army wam finish person life say na training as if I tell NYSC say I wam join Army..... I was given 8 days leave to go for my direct entry 1st semester exam..... to return to camp on the 11th of May.

This boring long lecture is killing me!

Good morning to yall
Heard a very disturbing news yesterday,some corp members on their way to Benue got robbed of their belongings,nd i heard our own Dtobs was a victim(havnt confirmed this) but he hasnt been reacheable since last week.any benue corper to pls confirm.
in addition every stream1 corp member seeing this should at least say hello so we know how u guys are fairing cos i havnt heard from some peeps since last week wednesday.May God's protection be on each and every one of us.
cc- Dtobs logodwhiz iambibi magymagz merikims sirguy542 dhameelarhay cynnny ngoziigwe crobboy
biotechshola topealonso and all stream 1 CMs that my brain is still loading their moniker

MemphisDepay:
guy

brosssss ye,how far u now,ur also a stream1 cm ryt? hope uv been good though.

Fraih:

Prindu!
Good morning this morning. The stress is o But am trying to balance up already. Thanks to Beckytee, shes really taking care of me.

Ur pics...dint see on your profile.

Gudmrnin dis morning babe, how re u & how was ur nyt? I actually uploaded my pic on dis thread som pages back tho but I will upload on my profile soon, so pls check again later .. Tanx!

biotechshola:
This boring long lecture is killing me!

See dz Boi o, Yu better take one corner m sleep

biotechshola:
This boring long lecture is killing me!

Long lectures no be small thg.. D tin dey mak person sleep

OFFICIAL COUNTDOWN:

ONLINE PRINTING OF CUL FOR STREAM 2: 10 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 13TH OF MAY)

CAMP OPENING FOR STREAM 2: 18 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 21ST OF MAY)

cc
lyndalyn55
marvluv
jaydabs16
ighravweIG
oyehomie
kbs468
grooove
okitaiji
fraiser
fraiser2
armynu
jubrealguy
eaglevision
crobboy
daudae1
spixytinxy
amodu
dtobs
logodwhiz
iambibi
fraih
jubrealguy
blizzydodo
rukkyola
shammak
chisophia
giftiebrown
aieboocaar
jaymillz
ceyrahtlk
1mrblitz
adewaleoroge
memphisdepay
ultimate73
deeaka
captainkool15
guymandspecies
northkendal
meeddah
nurmanteasynoni
gbozy
faustychris23
genius43
ify15
bikinigurl
ezechinwa
olasum
emaax77
brosjay3
bibsoo7
nathoneal
jamesdman
ninodaniel
oluwafeolami
timarh
dera25
kceewhyte
sunnepa17
cylas
qboi3000
trenlog
iamdynamite
aleora
ammc
andrea00
upsyli
teemakagu
ukjerry
suogal
gosjol
senesco
sheylarhh
ephyartz
hardiodun
sydneyboss
jico87
skydweller
barongmj
maccabi
candicejay
makabulch
ray4000
teeboy15
inspire700
malakem
ladyisi1
rockyman
meesquared
chuksdewigs
blessedgal
undisputedk
chris10obaje
bawsse
techkreez
ruky8
nd2all
oyinda32
chinwe87
starryV
kestare
henchamb
genius43
belkid01
flamezreal
sweto
twinkle004
gpstars
mztarsh
successral
edwardgunju
winningsun
ladycomfort
clementy117
hernyolar
luchiano1
goodgirl247
lumiere91
ahmtech93
olurashy
sufficiency121
gammarays
gosj01
shevy878
lastborn3401
olasum
iggyok
bornmarch15
fkhalifa
tiwaladeboo
raphlynco
leofish92
rosey33
dueznation
daudae1
cynthiaezebaby
ronaromio
vicharles
pman001
tellasola
dadizgurl
olorunleke001
sammiel
roughdiamond
phykel
dejiconde
budosky
blikani

THIS IS VILLAGE GOAT REPORTING FOR GC fm 91.1



NOTE: To avoid spamming,kindly give a separate mention if you are not captured in this or you want your monicker(s) removed.


FOREIGN QUOTE OF THE DAY:
When hungry, eat your rice, when tired, close your eyes, fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what i mean - LIN CHUN .


MADE IN NIGERIA QUOTE OF THE DAY:
i have never been driven by the love of power, rather i have gotten to where i am today by the power of love - GOODLUCK JONATHAN.



HILARIOUS QUOTES OF THE DAY:
1) you are 18 years old, and your sugar daddy is 70 years old, and you still dey call am ''baby'', my sister, he suppose be ancestor

2) when your life is in darkness, pray to God to free you, if you are still in darkness after praying, please pay your NEPA bills.

.



[b] SHORT JOKES:
1) I am just tired of all these igbo sisters trying to form english accent while singing gospel songs, which one is
''Email, Email her, Email her, Jehovah mail her, Ayinekele gymnastics Email her, Email her, Jehovah mail her''

2) Fraiser and okitaiji met each other again at the same center after writing jamb for 5 times, the following conversation ensued between them
FRAISER- Wow okitaiji, we meet again, this jamb people are wicked ooo, they just keep on failing us, after burning my candles, going to night class and putting pepper in my eyes, so that i will not sleep, they will still fail me
OKITAIJI- Fraiser, don't mind those jamb people, it is buhari that cause it, see me failing jamb for 5 times, i pray that i pass this 6th jamb exam ooo
FRAISER- i pray too ooo

after the exam, the conversation continued...
FRAISER- Jesus! Those questions were very hard, am already tired, God help me..
OKITAIJI- Guy, i feel like crying, no time to finish, i was still in that question were they said ''jesus died on the cross of what'' i choose E- mushin, jesus died on the cross of mushin, did i get it?
FRAISER- no oooo, me i choose A ooo, the answer is ajegunle, don't you know that jesus died on the cross of Ajegunle?
OKITAIJI- mehn i forgot oo, i don fail am, make i come dey go
FRAISER- chai, ok my guy, see you again next year for the 7th jamb
OKITAIJI- God forbid, I REBUKE YOU IN JESUS NAME, i shall pass my jamb, Thunder fire you!!! Shege
.[/b]

HELP: Still don't know what what to take to camp, see here... www.corpr.com.ng/things-to-take- to-camp-nysc

FUNNY PICTURE DOWN THERE...

eaglevision:
Good morning to yall
Heard a very disturbing news yesterday,some corp members on their way to Benue got robbed of their belongings,nd i heard our own Dtobs was a victim(havnt confirmed this) but he hasnt been reacheable since last week.any benue corper to pls confirm.
in addition every stream1 corp member seeing this should at least say hello so we know how u guys are fairing cos i havnt heard from some peeps since last week wednesday.May God's protection be on each and every one of us.
cc- Dtobs logodwhiz iambibi magymagz merikims sirguy542 dhameelarhay cynnny ngoziigwe crobboy
biotechshola topealonso and all stream 1 CMs that my brain is still loading their moniker

I'm good to go and highly motivated..

Camp duties and network duties keeping me off. But things shall get better soon..

Good morning everyone

pls if u are streams 2 in batch B during oct 2015, kindly explain hw is it b nd is it all u in streams 2 b mobilized.