DTOBS:
Spixytnxy mo ti gbo ti e ooooo...Kbs468 can't do anything....because we be fam friendzzzz
kill you bi ti bawo, shey another twins poju ni? Kbs468, ur wife say she no wan another twins for second born ooooo

Shammak:

Toothpaste don finish

Kbs468:

she know know say naa to stop after the second twins so dat child bearing pains will not be there again.

hmmmmn. O boy I kept thanking God for my Mum over me ooo after watching series of child bearing videos.
May God forgive me. Though it's wrong for me to do that but the intention behind it wasn't negative but to appreciate and thank God for life.

After all, if Doctors and nurses thinks otherwise, they won't exist naa.

DTOBS:

no dey shine ur teeth give me joor...you wey dey follow Spixytnxy enter labour room...

Shammak:
Ladies and Ge2umen
It is with great pleasure and gentlemanliness I assume office as the Mr A'16 of this great city. I say a jumbo, ample and well endowed congratulation to my predecessor Mr IgravweIG for the successful completion of his 100 days tenure.

Lest I forget, according to my manifesto, y'all are entitled to a bowl filled with pop corn and a 100cl sized zobo... Kindly register with BoboLiL before he goes for the shopping.

My office will forever be locked if I forget to say a fat, pregnant and swelling congratulation to my ever beautiful, gorgeous and ravishing miss with lusciously soft lips Miss bunmiann. Also to kbemmanuel, u re da bomb.

To all my fellow citizens, as I am conferred on, the power that surpasses all powers, I say to y'all whose names re still dangling in the air of your school's DSA, it won't exceed next week...

Long live A'16 PCMs
Long live NYSC section
Long live Nairaland
Long live our Naira
Long live Naija!!!

Shammak
Mr A'16

spixytinxy:
use sand nd water

Shammak:
Abeg where den paste the Mr A'16 list
cc Presido LogoDWhiz
cc Vice Presidio Kbs468
cc Senate Presido DTOBs

Shammak:
Oya make we dey push am dey go

Shammak:

My birthday na tomorrow oo

Kbs468:

Haha? you no know say naa act of love say oya darling come see your hand work? Infact she is the one who permit the Doctors and Nurses to call me in to come and be saying those sweet sweet things to encourage her muster enough courage, confidence, strength and energy to help push the twins the last time because naturally its not allowed
cc
Spixytinxy
Waiting for what mschubby will do during her own time

DTOBS:

lollll....spixytnxy na true?

justified19:
smiles..

naso my dear

spixytinxy:
yea not easy at all. U guys shld learn to respect nd appreciate us

Shammak:

huh?! Odidi Mr A'16

spixytinxy:
yea not easy at all. U guys shld learn to respect nd appreciate us

Kbs468:

You also failed to recognize the Beautiful and down to earth out gone Miss A16 in the person of Oluwafirefunmi who happens to be IghravweIG's automatic wife after her tenure of office.

Abi you want my ex-first wife Pweedyuz mobilize the women folk against your regime? And they would surely receive our backing because she is the Minister of women Affairs

spixytinxy:
nd so, se won fi gbowo ni bank ni

spixytinxy:
na lie, big one at dat, person wey no get liver

justified19:
no worry bro...it is well. na blessing in disguise

bunmiann:
we'll surely smile by God's grace

CandiceJay:


Good morning xxgig, we're all in d wait togeda bt its kinda disturbing. Anyways hope ure enjoying urself?

LogoDWhiz:



U and list sha!

bolagabriella:
please what about our SOR,have they started collecting it. I rep EKSU

spixytinxy:
ehn ehn, dat means d parry go mk sense oooo, venue abeg. Happy birthday in advance

Shammak:

Ouch! Miss Oluwafirefunmi, pardon my abulion vigori mistake... Who dare forget the woman of all woman, the woman before and behind the successful completion of Mr IgravweIG's completion, the woman, who, without her, this city would have been deamalgamated, the Esther of our time. Pardon me ma'am.

cc oluwafirefunmi

Oyehomie:
Av u collected ur Notification Of Result?

Oyehomie:
Av u collected ur Notification Of Result?

bolagabriella:
please what about our SOR,have they started collecting it. I rep EKSU

Shammak:
Vacancy! Vacancy!! Vacancy!!!
The office of Mr A'16 is in need of a qualified and competent PRO. Applications must be from people with the following qualifications:
BSc or HND holder
A'16 PCM
Female or a male *Females are given more priority

Interested applicants should forward their resume and cover letters to the office of the first lady Miss bunmiann on or before 11:59pm GMT today.
Successful applicants will be interviewed on Monday 25th Jan, 2016

Thank you

bolagabriella:
you and your predecessor have a flair for leadership...still trying to figure out who made the best speech. Anyways,goodluck.

Abbie25:


Hian!

spixytinxy:
na lie, big one at dat, person wey no get liver