Captainswag225:
until then, so long gal or should i say boy? Ciao

i am back my love, we can go out together now

firstEVA:
i am back my love, we can go out together now

hahaha back to where? Have we met b4? See that mouth is hungry,,, she wants to swallow someone. It wont be me.

Captainswag225:
hahaha back to where? Have we met b4? See that mouth is hungry,,, she wants to swallow someone. It wont be me.

u want me to cry again?

firstEVA:
u want me to cry again?

i have a packet of handkerchief for u to wipe aways ur tears, i even have towel for u to cry into it.

Captainswag225:
i have a packet of handkerchief for u to wipe aways ur tears, i even have towel for u to cry into it.

u have made me sad, i am now depressed and when i am depressed, i eat and when i eat u know what that means, now i have added weight again

firstEVA:
u have made me sad, i am now depressed and when i am depressed, i eat and when i eat u know what that means, now i have added weight again

lol, lol, go back to the gym. Abeg u.

Captainswag225:
lol, lol, go back to the gym. Abeg u.

not in this state of depression.

firstEVA:
not in this state of depression.

so how can i help u feel better again?

Captainswag225:
so how can i help u feel better again?

u have to reassure me that i am the most beautiful woman in the world first.

firstEVA:
u have to reassure me that i am the most beautiful woman in the world first.

my queen, my angel, my emperess, ur highness, my lady, u are the most beautiful woman in the world... Prettier than the miss world winner.., sexier than kim kardashian.


Mirror mirror! Who is the most beautiful woman in the world? its FIRSTEVA

Captainswag225:
my queen, my angel, my emperess, ur highness, my lady, u are the most beautiful woman in the world... Prettier than the miss world winner.., sexier than kim kardashian.


Mirror mirror! Who is the most beautiful woman in the world? its FIRSTEVA

hahahahahahahaahahaha lol, thanks hun

firstEVA:

hahahahahahahaahahaha lol, thanks hun

and whats so funny?

Captainswag225:
and whats so funny?

yea it was, but why did u use obama naw? that was the only disturbing part.

firstEVA:
yea it was, but why did u use obama naw? that was the only disturbing part.

what has obama done sweetie?

Captainswag225:
what has obama done sweetie?

u used his pic naw, a very not romantic one. but any way sha, i got the message, thats more important. i have started working on my weight.

firstEVA:
u used his pic naw, a very not romantic one. but any way sha, i got the message, thats more important. i have started working on my weight.

okay hun, nxt time i will use my pic.... Gudjob on weightloss process.... So how many kilos are u losing today?

Captainswag225:
okay hun, nxt time i will use my pic.... Gudjob on weightloss process.... So how many kilos are u losing today?

i will see if i can lose like 2 kilos for a start.

firstEVA:
i will see if i can lose like 2 kilos for a start.

come on hun, u can do better than that.

Captainswag225:
come on hun, u can do better than that.

ok, lets make it 2.5

firstEVA:
ok, lets make it 2.5

how abt 15 kilos? I will reward u accordingly.

Captainswag225:
how abt 15 kilos? I will reward u accordingly.

u do want to kill me? that will be too drastic abeg, let me do it little by little.

firstEVA:
u do want to kill me? that will be too drastic abeg, let me do it little by little.

okay darling but u do know u gotta drop that weight by december ryt?

Captainswag225:
okay darling but u do know u gotta drop that weight by december ryt?

December 2016? of course i will drop it before December 2016.

firstEVA:
December 2016? of course i will drop it before December 2016.

hahahaha, okay then be ready to meet my second wife then.

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[quote author=firstEVA post=37048854][/quote]errrmmm, whatcha saying hun? I couldnt read coz

Captainswag225:
errrmmm, whatcha saying hun? I couldnt read coz

lol, hahahaha, so u are fat too and u want me to lose weight

firstEVA:
lol, hahahaha, so u are fat too and u want me to lose weight

do u love my cheeks?

Captainswag225:
do u love my cheeks?

oh my gawd, I can feed on them. U look so fly

firstEVA:
oh my gawd, I can feed on them. U look so fly

hahahaha, thank u for such romantic wordz! Can i get a peck on my fat cheeks?

Captainswag225:
hahahaha, thank u for such romantic wordz! Can i get a peck on my fat cheeks?

of course

firstEVA:
of course

hahahahahaha oh my word, *faints*