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The Perfect "Slow Dullard" by generaliy07(m): 9:50pm On Aug 04, 2015
While reading some commentaries on the social media about PMB's style of governance, I came to a conclusion that if the appellations such as dullard, Buhari,Baba go slow etc, ascribed to him by the Confederation Of Wailers And Recalcitrant Die-hard SaTANists (C.O.WA.R.D.S) is anything to go by, then the exact Leader Nigeria at this moment need is a "Go-slow dullard"

While the "fast-paced and Brilliant" Otuokean was there, I remember how nepotism,stealing, kwarapshun,darkness and fuel-subsidy fraud with moribund refineries were the order of the day.

While I agree with members of COWARDS that Buhari couldn't have fixed these sectors in two months, I will like to state expressly that Buhari's body language alone made the people in charge to sit up and ensure Nigerians enjoy what they have, which was the exact opposite during the reign of the previous government.

Would GEJ have been able to ensure the refineries produce to their true capacity at the expense of Omo pupa Diezeani and the marketers?

Does he have the will power to ensure PHCN do not short change us?

With a slow dullard in power, stealing is gradually becoming less attractive, If you have an audit query in the civil service right now, you are only given 24 hours to answer the query or become a guest at EFCC's office

With a slow dullard in place, the military HQ will be creating a Brigade in the heart of the dreaded evil forest, Sambisa, in tune with V. Capo's principle of warfare, taking the battle to the enemy's "dormot", could those big-bellied-ex service chiefs have achieved that? When they're busy making billions from the continuity of the war.

Those soldiers charged for mutiny for refusing to fight a well equipped BH boys with pokete pokete guns, are now on their way to freedom, those yeyenatu martial courts are now dissolved, the man whose leadership brought about this is a dullard?, oh give me some more dullards then!

With a Dullard in place, my generator beggars for attention, because yam eaters are scared of being caught sabotaging us !

Dollars rose against the Naira, COWARDS wailed, Naira is rising now, yet they wail the more, oginni?

At times time dey, word no go dey, this time around, words plenty, but time no dey, COWARDS can wail till Banky W's bald head grows some hair, or MI Abaga measures 7ft for all I care jare

Caveat: The use of words here is strictly on humour basis (Wordplay), I respect opposing political opinion

Shout out to all APC and PDP goons in the house

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Re: The Perfect "Slow Dullard" by Abugab(m): 9:57pm On Aug 04, 2015
Op, you just nailed it with this post.
If a dullard is better than the 'intelligent' ones on the issue of governance, I will stick with the dullard or Baba go slow.
We have been running for the past 16 years without covering any ground (motion without movement) and in two months we have taken some steps.
Thus, going slow and steady is the best way out for the nation
Re: The Perfect "Slow Dullard" by BankeSmalls(f): 9:59pm On Aug 04, 2015
generaliy07:
"The Perfectly slow Dullard"

While reading some commentaries on the social media about PMB's style of governance, I came to a conclusion that if the appellations such as dullard, Buhari,Baba go slow etc, ascribed to him by the Confederation Of Wailers And Die-hard Recalcitrant SaTANists (C.O.WA.R.D.S) is anything to go by, then the exact Leader Nigeria at this moment need is a "Go-slow dullard"

While the "fast-paced and Brilliant" Otuokean was there, I remember how nepotism,stealing, kwarapshun,darkness and fuel-subsidy fraud with moribund refineries were the order of the day.

While I agree with members of COWARDS that Buhari couldn't have fixed these sectors in two months, I will like to state expressly that Buhari's body language alone made the people in charge to sit up and ensure Nigerians enjoy what they have, which was the exact opposite during the reign of the previous government.

Would GEJ have been able to ensure the refineries produce to their true capacity at the expense of Omo pupa Diezeani and the marketers?

Does he have the will power to ensure PHCN do not short change us?

With a slow dullard in power, stealing is gradually becoming less attractive, If you have an audit query in the civil service right now, you are only given 24 hours to answer the query or become a guest at EFCC's office

With a slow dullard in place, the military HQ will be creating a Brigade in the heart of the dreaded evil forest, Sambisa, in tune with V. Capo's principle of warfare, taking the battle to the enemy's "dormot", could those big-bellied-ex service chiefs have achieved that? When they're busy making billions from the continuity of the war.

Those soldiers charged for mutiny for refusing to fight a well equipped BH boys with pokete pokete guns, are now on their way to freedom, those yeyenatu martial courts are now dissolved, the man whose leadership brought about this is a dullard?, oh give me some more dullards then!

With a Dullard in place, my generator beggars for attention, because yam eaters are scared of being caught sabotaging us !

Dollars rose against the Naira, COWARDS wailed, Naira is rising now, yet they wail the more, oginni?

At times time dey, word no go dey, this time around, words plenty, but time no dey, COWARDS can wail till Banky W's bald head grows some hair, or MI Abaga measures 7ft for all I care jare

Caveat: The use of words here is strictly on humour basis (Wordplay), I respect opposing political opinion

Shout out to all APC and PDP goons in the house

going with your twisted logic, what is the difference between Old Jona and new Buhari, apart from where Jona came from?
Re: The Perfect "Slow Dullard" by Tundenoni(m): 10:01pm On Aug 04, 2015
SaiBaba...

Thunder faya wailers
Re: The Perfect "Slow Dullard" by BankeSmalls(f): 10:02pm On Aug 04, 2015
Abugab:
Op, you just nailed it with this post.
If a dullard is better than the 'intelligent' ones on the issue of governance, I will stick with the dullard or Baba go slow.
We have been running for the past 16 years without covering any ground (motion without movement) and in two months we have taken some steps.
Thus, going slow and steady is the best way out for the nation

wait a minute you liars!
I thought Jonathan was accused of slowness and cluelessness?

Why are you glamorising slowness and dullardness now ?

Because the other one came from Otuoke and the other from Daura?

cluelessness gave us stabl power supply
cluelessness gave us trains
cluelessness gave us good airports
cluelessness gave us working refineries
cluelessness gave us stability in naira value

we need more clueless leaders!
Re: The Perfect "Slow Dullard" by Chasicolis(f): 10:02pm On Aug 04, 2015
Ok
Re: The Perfect "Slow Dullard" by hinwazaka: 10:18pm On Aug 04, 2015
You have awarded the credit for the refineries and the improved power situation to PMB. When these sectors start showing hiccups due to our poor maintenance nature, I just hope you won't do a 360 and place the blame on the previous administration. Double standards won't be allowed. And FYI: PMB is not slow, he is actually altering the economic system we operate from a capitalist nature to a socialist nature. When this happens the biggest beneficiaries will be the very same people you are castigating. Then you will see your hero for who he truly is.
Re: The Perfect "Slow Dullard" by generaliy07(m): 10:26pm On Aug 04, 2015
BankeSmalls:


going with your twisted logic, what is the difference between Old Jona and new Buhari, apart from where Jona came from?

Read before you comment
Re: The Perfect "Slow Dullard" by generaliy07(m): 10:30pm On Aug 04, 2015
BankeSmalls:


wait a minute you liars!
I thought Jonathan was accused of slowness and cluelessness?

Why are you glamorising slowness and dullardness now ?

Because the other one came from Otuoke and the other from Daura?

cluelessness gave us stabl power supply
cluelessness gave us trains
cluelessness gave us good airports
cluelessness gave us working refineries
cluelessness gave us stability in naira value

we need more clueless leaders!

Stop wasting your free MB on irrelevances, you can learn by searching the meaning of words such as "sarcasm" on google
Re: The Perfect "Slow Dullard" by muhyeenisce(m): 10:30pm On Aug 04, 2015
The person u called dullard is who your farther and mother look up to... BUHARI nigeria messiah
Re: The Perfect "Slow Dullard" by generaliy07(m): 10:40pm On Aug 04, 2015
muhyeenisce:
The person u called dullard is who your farther and mother look up to... BUHARI nigeria messiah

Tell them

If he's a dullard with what he has achieved In two months, then I'm ok with a 'dullard'
Re: The Perfect "Slow Dullard" by Abugab(m): 10:58pm On Aug 04, 2015
BankeSmalls:


wait a minute you liars!
I thought Jonathan was accused of slowness and cluelessness?

Why are you glamorising slowness and dullardness now ?

Because the other one came from Otuoke and the other from Daura?

cluelessness gave us stabl power supply
cluelessness gave us trains
cluelessness gave us good airports
cluelessness gave us working refineries
cluelessness gave us stability in naira value

we need more clueless leaders!

How many states have you covered with the trains?
You mean the refineries which was said will start working in 2016 started working before the elections?
How many megawatts was being generated when GEJ left power, why don't you find out the why the sudden increase now?
We all know the naira has hit rock bottom when the past administration left power, is it new now? Why don't you find bout the cause and see if it was from this administration?
Which airports are you talking about execept not the ones I know. Do you mean the ones you use at night?
Wake up jare
Re: The Perfect "Slow Dullard" by DelGardo: 12:57am On Aug 05, 2015
BankeSmalls:


wait a minute you liars!
I thought Jonathan was accused of slowness and cluelessness?

Why are you glamorising slowness and dullardness now ?

Because the other one came from Otuoke and the other from Daura?

cluelessness gave us stabl power supply
cluelessness gave us trains
cluelessness gave us good airports
cluelessness gave us working refineries
cluelessness gave us stability in naira value

we need more clueless leaders!

Your wailing will be hard to fix... the problem is factory-fitted (apologies to the twitter user who coined this phrase)
Re: The Perfect "Slow Dullard" by generaliy07(m): 6:57am On Aug 05, 2015
I already explained certain things like the improvement in power supply, I wonder why some can't read between the lines, my opinion here is simple enough for those who will read with plain minds

Lalasticlala
Justwise

Make I cc una.

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