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| I stand at the door by cushman(m): 1:15pm On Oct 24, 2005 |
A new pastor moved into town and went out to visit his parishioners. All went well until he came to one house. It was obvious that someone was home, but no one came to the door even after he had knocked several times. Finally, he took out his card, wrote on the back; "Revelation 3:20" and stuck it in the door. (Revelation 3:20 reads; "Behold, i stand at the door and knock. If any man hear my voice and opens the door, i will come in to him, and will dine with him, and he will with me".) The next day, as he was counting the offering, he found his card in the collection plate. Below his message was a notation; "Genesis 3:10" ( "And he said, i heard thy voice in the garden, and i was afraid, because i was naked"  |
| Re: I stand at the door by Nobody: 2:46pm On Oct 24, 2005 |
ha ha ha ha ha nice one there  |
| Re: I stand at the door by casper(m): 3:37pm On Oct 24, 2005 |
REPETE a pre moi |
| Re: I stand at the door by Maneater1(f): 9:58am On Jan 23, 2007 |
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| Re: I stand at the door by Oracle(m): 2:26pm On Dec 04, 2007 |
Itz funny how people use Bible verses to explain themselves |
| Re: I stand at the door by ademiller(f): 12:08pm On Dec 05, 2007 |
@ casper, abeg help me tell am. dat was d same exact joke i wrote too. (revelation to genesis). |
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