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LMAO: Man Knock At The DOOR by geolabious(m): 1:06pm On Jul 26, 2012
A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door. She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing there.
He asks the lady, 'Do you have a vagina?'

She slams the door in disgust.

The next morning she hears a knock at the door and it is the same man and he asks the same question of the woman, 'Do you have a vagina?'

She slams the door again.

Later that night when her husband gets home she tells him what has happened for the last two days. The husband tells the wife in a loving and concerned voice 'Honey, I am taking tomorrow off to be home just in case this guy shows up again.' The next morning they hear a knock and both run for the door. The husband says to the wife in a whispered voice, 'Honey, I'm going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to the question because I want to see where the bastard is going with it.' She nods yes to her husband and opens the door. Sure enough the same fellow is standing there and asks the same question; 'Do you have vagina'? 'Yes, actually I have,' she says. The man replies.. 'Good! Would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife's alone and start using yours
Re: LMAO: Man Knock At The DOOR by nikkyshyne(f): 1:17pm On Jul 26, 2012
Wow!! cheesycheesy

Busted!!
Re: LMAO: Man Knock At The DOOR by Nobody: 2:42pm On Jul 26, 2012
Lolz
Re: LMAO: Man Knock At The DOOR by Maross(m): 6:28pm On Jul 26, 2012
Good joke grin grin grin

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Re: LMAO: Man Knock At The DOOR by Aizebioje(m): 9:09pm On Jul 26, 2012
Nice one!!!
Re: LMAO: Man Knock At The DOOR by ozoebuka1(m): 11:42pm On Jul 26, 2012
lwkmd
Re: LMAO: Man Knock At The DOOR by DAVE5(m): 2:35am On Jul 27, 2012
omg... dat man nah alakoba ohh
c furk up sha
Re: LMAO: Man Knock At The DOOR by toygod2: 2:42am On Jul 27, 2012
ahahahaa, na real ALAKOWABA
Re: LMAO: Man Knock At The DOOR by Mcdondayan: 9:53am On Jul 27, 2012
ROTFLMAO ;DROTFLMAO
Re: LMAO: Man Knock At The DOOR by geolabious(m): 3:53pm On Jul 27, 2012
Thanks all
Re: LMAO: Man Knock At The DOOR by MrWhoKnows(m): 10:08am On Oct 10, 2014
Cool

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