JaredNomak:
Leicester City's 'Drinkwater'

The other one na Eden Hazard.

To be sure, Eve caused Hazard in the garden of Eden.

Irunobo comes to mind. Well, its a nickname i guess

There is this Leicester City player called drinkwater.very funny name

Jst dere jare was expecting to see a name ( s ) wey go mk me LMAO abeg

How about showcross or even the famous Lionel

rawpadgin:
Cc: lalasticlala

Hmmmm B.J. Cobbledick

Lwkm P.ENNIS

I even saw Mr Butt. As in Mr Nyash? Haba, nsogbu di o

rawpadgin:
Cc: lalasticlala

Abeg you see B.J .COBBLEDICK.
guy abeg u don see B.J for class..

what about DicKDastardly.

That P.ENNIS is hilarious..

kennygee:
Luscious Pusey?

Choi you are a bad girls.
Lol..

looseweight:
Not so funny

you must be a sadist

Dick Smallie P. Ennis make me laugh

Raz rat a footballar. Okoya...

Histrings08:
Very funny.... Nd that Leicester city player call danny drinkwater....

Drink water drinkwater drinkwater Mrs moses is calling you

angieberry:
Lol

steels head.....lmao

anigold:


Abeg you see B.J .COBBLEDICK.
guy abeg u don see B.J for class..

Drinkwater drinking water

IamLucy:
you must be a sadist

This your nairaland username na short form for
Luscious Pusey?

IamLucy:
you must be a sadist

haba, humor is relative na. What is funny to you may nt b to another. Dnt jump into conclusion ma. Use d question mark instead

sackrider

Cutehector:
Johnny dickshot

this one got me ROTLMAO

nymphomaniac:
haba, humor is relative na. What is funny to you may nt b to another. Dnt jump into conclusion ma. Use d question mark instead

lol i find most jokes on here lame too,but then someone had to at least laugh at one of these names unless he/she got some bigass problem.

Truly hilarious

Shidioke

Nwobodo

Owobokiri

Who knows the meaning of these names

How about dis?

=))•´¨) 
¸.•´ ¸.•*¨)Hahahaha

I have seen

Pecker Wood

Alice Stonehead

Heather Longtroth

Mark Steinbutt

In naija... Ojuola, ogochucku, chidioke, ( as pronounced by Yorubas, apologies)

Drinkwater - Leicester player
Higginbottom- stoke
Kompany- man city
Rat- shaktar donetsk
Mayweather

IamLucy:
lol i find most jokes on here lame too,but then someone had to at least laugh at one of these names unless he/she got some bigass problem.

what if i didnt laugh cos i found all the names nt worthy of inducing laughter. Does it mean i have a 'bigass problem'?

nymphomaniac:
what if i didnt laugh cos i found all the names nt worthy of inducing laughter. Does it mean i have a 'bigass problem'?

90%chance.