HA HA HA, u r a bit slow, arent you?

Humour?

I wrote the book!

I see Williams shakespare

good. then u won't need that glasses anymore

u bore me

yawn,

Go back to bed

and dream on

Instead of Una to side me and turn the heat on Roma, traitors!

it is called stand alone forum. ur leg dey pain u abi the joke whe u culled from 1funny.com dey shack u?

is it? I musta missed it. Where did u see that? *pweeee*

I culled? from where? Never seen that site before,

but assuming I did, ur mouse no gree click or ur keyboard no get the characters to go into the site so you too go fit cull them jokes?


PS: but I'm glad you enjoyed it dearie.

A preacher was dying, so he sent for his Banker and his Lawyer to come to his home. When they arrived, they were ushered into his bedroom.
As they entered, the preacher grasped their hands and sighed, smiled and stared at the ceiling silent for a long time. Both the Lawyer and the Banker were so happy that at last the man that hated them so much has loved them finally on his sick bed. They were so happy that one of the man asked "Preacher, why did u ask us to come?,
The old preacher said with all his strength, "Jesus died between two thieves, and thats how i want to go,

Three lawyers and three engineers are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three lawyers each buy tickets and watch as the three engineers buy only a single ticket. ?How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?? asked one of the three lawyers. ?Watch and you'll see,? answers one of the engineers. They all board the train. The lawyers take their respective seats but all three engineers cram into a restroom and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, ?Ticket, please.? The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The lawyers saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the lawyers decide to copy the engineers on the return trip and save some money. When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the engineers don't buy a ticket at all. ?How are you going to travel without a ticket,? asks one perplexed lawyer. ?Watch and you'll see,? says one of the engineers. When they board the train the three lawyers cram into a restroom and the three engineers cram into another one nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterward, one of the engineers leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the lawyers are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, ?Ticket, please.?

thumbs up

Non gonna laugh to such nonsense,

*burns down thread and hisses in igbo*

Y the beef? U a lawyer?

my level pass lawyer own sef, infact i'm a senator

wot a joke.

The guy who said 'if wishes were horses, beggars would ride' had u in mind whn he said it.

@studio okoye
remember u havnt returned the condom u borrowed 2 weeks back from me, and honestly am just tired of u washing it and re-using it again and again

I told him the last time he used it

shame

shame on u

sham on u too for using a washed comdom on alimoto

eye witness accnt

arrant nonsense!

away wiv you, all of ya!

ohh jeeze not again! ive begged u several times to stop polluting the threads

I can help with ojengbe air freshner

the type wey make your boyfriend desert u

wetin self

BIRDS of the same feather,