JOB WAHALA!!! A graduate in Biology from Danfodio University was having difficulty in finding a job. He svaw an advert in one of the daily newspapers for a job at a zoo. In the interview, the manager told him that their gorilla, which had been tourists attraction has died so they needed someone to dress up & pretend as gorilla. The graduate was embarrassed, but since the salary was OK, he accepted the job. The 1st day, he put on the gorilla skin & entered the cage, he started jumping up and down,beat his chest & roared like gorilla. The next day, he put on a gorilla skin & started moving around the zoo again & mistakenly entered another cage and found himself staring at a lion. The lion roared & rushed towards him, The scared graduate quickly forgot that he was a gorilla & started shouting like human,"wayyo Allah, na shiga uku! Help! Help!" The lion leaped onto him knocked him to the ground & whispered in his ear "Yusuf, it's me Kasim, your course mate. Shut up or we'll both loose our job.

Haha! I like this one. Was unexpected!