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Confession Joke by saraj(f): 6:40pm On Mar 23, 2009
A man goes to confession.
Man : Bless me father for I have sinned, I almost had an affair''
Priest: What do you mean you almost had an affair?
Man : Well I met this woman, we went back to her place, we
took all our clothes off . I didn't put it in. We only rubbed
against eachother.
Priest: Rubbing is the same as putting it in. For your repentance
say 3 hail marys' and put 50 euro in the poor box
Man : OK

The man said his 3 hail marys and then walked over to the poor box
The priest was looking on. As the man was walking out of the church
the priest ran over.

Priest: I saw that. You didn't put 50 euro in the poor box
Man : I rubbed it against the box, according to you that's
the same as putting it in.
Re: Confession Joke by pureminded: 6:53pm On Mar 23, 2009
;d
Re: Confession Joke by PeeJee(m): 10:27am On Mar 24, 2009
I like ur joke, funny cheesy
Re: Confession Joke by sweetliet: 10:51am On Mar 24, 2009
PeeJee:

I like ur joke, funny cheesy

u spoil too much na make u like the joke
Re: Confession Joke by lordmassac(m): 12:36pm On Mar 24, 2009
two ge four cool cool cool cool
Re: Confession Joke by romsky: 12:43pm On Mar 24, 2009
unrepented Pj & bitter liar, Priest massac ow u dey?
Re: Confession Joke by PeeJee(m): 12:59pm On Mar 24, 2009
u spoil too much na make u like the joke

Haba sweet lie u don lie how u know say I don spoil or na becos I dodge all ur antics the other night u want make I , em lipsrsealed and u Romade I be realy repentant oooooooooooooh
Re: Confession Joke by romsky: 1:02pm On Mar 24, 2009
sharrap u dont av lieing manners meet lola or tyty to tich u
Re: Confession Joke by Lolabbey: 1:10pm On Mar 24, 2009
rmbr sey na u b oga 4 dt kain tin
Re: Confession Joke by romsky: 1:11pm On Mar 24, 2009
ehen but na una b d ticha
Re: Confession Joke by Lolabbey: 1:14pm On Mar 24, 2009
bt u don gud pas ur lyeing ticha
Re: Confession Joke by romsky: 1:25pm On Mar 24, 2009
na so i sharp reach
Re: Confession Joke by Lolabbey: 1:26pm On Mar 24, 2009
wen it coms 2 lying u r fery fery chap
Re: Confession Joke by romsky: 1:30pm On Mar 24, 2009
yes u can say dat again
Re: Confession Joke by Lolabbey: 1:32pm On Mar 24, 2009
dat will b redundancy
Re: Confession Joke by clemcykul(f): 1:46pm On Mar 24, 2009
yawnsz
Re: Confession Joke by romsky: 1:52pm On Mar 24, 2009
u bore me
Re: Confession Joke by PeeJee(m): 1:53pm On Mar 24, 2009
Romade I know that Lola baby doesn't lie, na u be the lier as for tyty I don't know may be una dey the same group for lying that was why u know tyty they lie not my Lola
Re: Confession Joke by romsky: 1:56pm On Mar 24, 2009
ur lola?

lolabay u no even sabi select
Re: Confession Joke by Lolabbey: 1:57pm On Mar 24, 2009
whts going on hre
Re: Confession Joke by PeeJee(m): 1:59pm On Mar 24, 2009
Nothing is goin on Lola don't mind that Rom abi na Rum he shak
Re: Confession Joke by romsky: 2:15pm On Mar 24, 2009
pasawuru mind ur typing
Re: Confession Joke by jamace(m): 12:52pm On Mar 25, 2009
Oya, all of you repent of your jokes now else,
Re: Confession Joke by romsky: 2:06pm On Mar 25, 2009
wetin u fit do
Re: Confession Joke by lordmassac(m): 3:51pm On Mar 25, 2009
repent and avoid hell
Re: Confession Joke by romsky: 3:56pm On Mar 25, 2009
massacres dey hell waitin 4 u
Re: Confession Joke by sholabanke(m): 7:07pm On Mar 25, 2009
waiting for who?
am outta here
Re: Confession Joke by romsky: 9:21am On Mar 26, 2009
coward
Re: Confession Joke by olulu(m): 10:16am On Mar 26, 2009
@poster


9ice,
tite
rite


grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Confession Joke by clemcykul(f): 10:25am On Mar 26, 2009
Pls close ur teeth, ure making me have nitemares
Re: Confession Joke by romsky: 10:27am On Mar 26, 2009
4 morning abi u still dey hallucinate
Re: Confession Joke by olulu(m): 11:09am On Mar 26, 2009
clemcykul:

Pls close ur teeth, ure making me have nitemares


i have told u to stop lookin at d mirror,
u always scream and have nightmares and day-mares when u do dat


grin grin grin grin grin grin

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