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Confession Joke by saraj(f): 6:40pm On Mar 23, 2009 |
A man goes to confession. Man : Bless me father for I have sinned, I almost had an affair'' Priest: What do you mean you almost had an affair? Man : Well I met this woman, we went back to her place, we took all our clothes off . I didn't put it in. We only rubbed against eachother. Priest: Rubbing is the same as putting it in. For your repentance say 3 hail marys' and put 50 euro in the poor box Man : OK The man said his 3 hail marys and then walked over to the poor box The priest was looking on. As the man was walking out of the church the priest ran over. Priest: I saw that. You didn't put 50 euro in the poor box Man : I rubbed it against the box, according to you that's the same as putting it in. |
Re: Confession Joke by pureminded: 6:53pm On Mar 23, 2009 |
;d |
Re: Confession Joke by PeeJee(m): 10:27am On Mar 24, 2009 |
I like ur joke, funny |
Re: Confession Joke by sweetliet: 10:51am On Mar 24, 2009 |
PeeJee: u spoil too much na make u like the joke |
Re: Confession Joke by lordmassac(m): 12:36pm On Mar 24, 2009 |
two ge four |
Re: Confession Joke by romsky: 12:43pm On Mar 24, 2009 |
unrepented Pj & bitter liar, Priest massac ow u dey? |
Re: Confession Joke by PeeJee(m): 12:59pm On Mar 24, 2009 |
u spoil too much na make u like the joke Haba sweet lie u don lie how u know say I don spoil or na becos I dodge all ur antics the other night u want make I , em and u Romade I be realy repentant oooooooooooooh |
Re: Confession Joke by romsky: 1:02pm On Mar 24, 2009 |
sharrap u dont av lieing manners meet lola or tyty to tich u |
Re: Confession Joke by Lolabbey: 1:10pm On Mar 24, 2009 |
rmbr sey na u b oga 4 dt kain tin |
Re: Confession Joke by romsky: 1:11pm On Mar 24, 2009 |
ehen but na una b d ticha |
Re: Confession Joke by Lolabbey: 1:14pm On Mar 24, 2009 |
bt u don gud pas ur lyeing ticha |
Re: Confession Joke by romsky: 1:25pm On Mar 24, 2009 |
na so i sharp reach |
Re: Confession Joke by Lolabbey: 1:26pm On Mar 24, 2009 |
wen it coms 2 lying u r fery fery chap |
Re: Confession Joke by romsky: 1:30pm On Mar 24, 2009 |
yes u can say dat again |
Re: Confession Joke by Lolabbey: 1:32pm On Mar 24, 2009 |
dat will b redundancy |
Re: Confession Joke by clemcykul(f): 1:46pm On Mar 24, 2009 |
yawnsz |
Re: Confession Joke by romsky: 1:52pm On Mar 24, 2009 |
u bore me |
Re: Confession Joke by PeeJee(m): 1:53pm On Mar 24, 2009 |
Romade I know that Lola baby doesn't lie, na u be the lier as for tyty I don't know may be una dey the same group for lying that was why u know tyty they lie not my Lola |
Re: Confession Joke by romsky: 1:56pm On Mar 24, 2009 |
ur lola? lolabay u no even sabi select |
Re: Confession Joke by Lolabbey: 1:57pm On Mar 24, 2009 |
whts going on hre |
Re: Confession Joke by PeeJee(m): 1:59pm On Mar 24, 2009 |
Nothing is goin on Lola don't mind that Rom abi na Rum he shak |
Re: Confession Joke by romsky: 2:15pm On Mar 24, 2009 |
pasawuru mind ur typing |
Re: Confession Joke by jamace(m): 12:52pm On Mar 25, 2009 |
Oya, all of you repent of your jokes now else, |
Re: Confession Joke by romsky: 2:06pm On Mar 25, 2009 |
wetin u fit do |
Re: Confession Joke by lordmassac(m): 3:51pm On Mar 25, 2009 |
repent and avoid hell |
Re: Confession Joke by romsky: 3:56pm On Mar 25, 2009 |
massacres dey hell waitin 4 u |
Re: Confession Joke by sholabanke(m): 7:07pm On Mar 25, 2009 |
waiting for who? am outta here |
Re: Confession Joke by romsky: 9:21am On Mar 26, 2009 |
coward |
Re: Confession Joke by olulu(m): 10:16am On Mar 26, 2009 |
@poster 9ice, tite rite |
Re: Confession Joke by clemcykul(f): 10:25am On Mar 26, 2009 |
Pls close ur teeth, ure making me have nitemares |
Re: Confession Joke by romsky: 10:27am On Mar 26, 2009 |
4 morning abi u still dey hallucinate |
Re: Confession Joke by olulu(m): 11:09am On Mar 26, 2009 |
clemcykul: i have told u to stop lookin at d mirror, u always scream and have nightmares and day-mares when u do dat |
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