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Just For Laffs: by 175(m): 2:28pm On Aug 13, 2015 |
An Igbo engineer can't find a
job so he opens a
clinic and puts a sign outside 'GET TREATMENT
FOR
20k - IF NOT CURED GET BACK 100k. A lawyer
thinks this is a great opportunity to earn 100k
and goes to the clinic...
Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste"
Igbo man: "Nurse, bring medicine from box No.
22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth"
Lawyer: "Ugh..this is kerosene"
Igbo man: "Congrats, your sense of taste is
restored. Give me 20k" The annoyed lawyer goes
back after a few days to recover his money...
Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot
remember anything"
Igbo man: "Nurse, bring medicine from box No.
22 and put 3 drops in his mouth"
Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave
this to me last time for restoring my taste"
Igbo man: "Congrats. You got your memory
back. Give me 20k"
The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes
back a week later determined to get back 100k.
Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak"
Igbo man: "Well, I don't have any medicine for
that, so take this 100k"
Lawyer (staring at the cash): "But this is 20k,
not 100k"
Igbo man: "Congrats, your eyesight is restored.
Give me 20k" You can't beat an Igbo man . Don't
laugh alone, put a
smile on someone's face by sharing. Lol 2 Likes |
Re: Just For Laffs: by dayjee: 2:30pm On Aug 13, 2015 |
LOL |
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