Lalasticlala,


The most painful things in life is not when you lose some to death or when most heavy things happen to you.



Here are some of the most painful things you encounter everyday.


1. Pounding pepper and it enters your eye.


2. Cutting vegetables or coconut, then you mistakenly cut your finger.


3. Hitting a nail with hammer, then you hit your finger.

4. Passing through a door without bending down, then hitting your head above (ie: if you are tall)

5. Coming back from somewhere, expecting to see food in the house, only to jam Rice in pot on fire

6. Mosquito waking you up in the night.

7. Bought 2gb data plan, download Asphalt 8 that is 1.75gb and on getting to 1.6gb, it hangs and cuts downloading (you'll just hang yourself)

8. Wooing a girl and she ends up embarrassing you.


9. Asking Dad for pocket money and he gives you N500.

10. Watching TV with your dad and suddenly its 9pm(News time), You want to change the channel, are you mad?

11. Eating with your brother with only one meat in the soup, after eating, you realize he has eaten the meat!!! Hot Pursuit activated

lol
nice

The painful thing in this world is been bored in an Exam hall.

True

Bought a movie from a movie store exited to watch it and u put it inside the dvd and it says no disc .


Bought a ticket for a trip to London schedule for 5 am to 8:30am and u wakeup 9 am .


Carry babe go out for a night club expecting she go crash for ur houz cos it l8t only for ha to call a cabman .

Planning to go out with ur guyz Friday night, only for ur Dad to remind u of all night vigil in the church .

You call ur babe make she come spend weekend for ur houz from Friday to Sunday she gree, only for ha to call back Thursday morning to tell u ha cousins want ha to excort ha to wedding .

U enta public bus as d bus d move small small, u see one gala hawker u callam carry 2 give am 500 make him give u change him carryam run


Driving ur papa car without driving licence, u ran into vio oh boi sorry be ur name .

Seeing the one u live loving someone else

u fit commit suicide sef