There is more to having a good job than having a good-paying job with all the senate-like allowances. There is the most important that makes all that enjoyable – having a good boss. The thing is, a horrible boss in the office has a way of literally reducing your life span. Here is a list of some of the hazards of a terrible boss at work: 1. As Monday drags nearer, your heart starts to skip because you know you would be seeing your terrible boss again. 2. Everyone is chatting away loudly and freely then suddenly, the big bad boss steps in and everybody switches to pin-drop silence. 3. You can’t count the many times you’ve thought of doing something mean just to get one back at him. 4. When you use the restroom after talking to him, it is most times because you need to take out your anger on the mirror or let free the burning tears. 5. You tend to get all facts and figures of unemployment rate from him as he is fond of subtly telling you how easily you can be fired and replaced. 6. Because he or she is difficult to please, you end up confused with what to do all the time. 7. Seeing him outside the office leaves a sour taste in your mouth and you can’t help but jubilate inside when he’s having problems. 8. You envy your friends who have got better bosses. Whoever says the grass isn’t greener on the side hasn’t seen your lawn. 9. You don’t get the slightest praise for doing really well because he feels you are doing your job and he is paying you for it. 10. No matter how hard you work, he takes all the credit. Not even a simple acknowledgement or “well done”.

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Totally my world.