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This Is So Funny by LEOSIRSIR(m): 8:02pm On Aug 14, 2015 |
Abeg i kan Laff oooooo a man mistakenly sent 2 million naira to a wrong account number via Mobile Money Transfer. He thought of what to do so as to stop the person from withdrawing the money and he came up with this: He sent a message to the person's phone saying. "Hello Dark and Worthy Initiate, I hope u are ok. I believe u have received the money I sent to u? It's for your initiation into the Eternal Mystical Order Of Glorious Satanism in the Ogboni Fraternity scheduled to take place tomorrow's midnight 12am. That money is only for your transport. I'll send you more for your shopping. There are riches awaiting you in this Kingdom. Two weeks after the initiation, a family member very close to your heart will die in a mysterious circumstance and another 2 weeks later the next person close to your heart again will die too, these deaths will unlock your ticket to wealth, ability to fly at night to any part of the world, change into all kinds of animal to deliver your various assignments. Remember to come with a syringe and needle for drawing your blood every 20 minutes. Please remember that you must not come a minute late nor a minute earlier because the Viceroy of Satan will be there himself to officiate the ceremony. Thanks in advance. But in case you are not ready to join, please send back the money otherwise you will die in the next 24hrs". .......5 minutes later he got an sms saying, wow, pls send another 2 million naira my friend is also interested.... The Man Fainted. "Don't laugh alone |
Re: This Is So Funny by damola44(m): 8:04pm On Aug 14, 2015 |
Av heard it before |
Re: This Is So Funny by LEOSIRSIR(m): 8:06pm On Aug 14, 2015 |
;DIf you are not laughing, am sorry your problem is higher than the jokes ability to make you smile damola44: |
Re: This Is So Funny by damola44(m): 8:08pm On Aug 14, 2015 |
LEOSIRSIR:Is that supposed to be funny.(if so u r a really bad comedian) |
Re: This Is So Funny by Nobody: 10:01pm On Aug 14, 2015 |
damola44:I don't mean to insult or make the op feel bad,but like you said its not funny,I didn't even smile not to talk of laughing |
Re: This Is So Funny by damola44(m): 10:08pm On Aug 14, 2015 |
prettydiva89:Thank u, at least you understand |
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