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I Must Sleep With Ronaldo, Wizkid Before I Retire – New President Of NANP by Esumai(m): 9:57am On Aug 16, 2015 |
She was sitting inside her expansive palour,
located on a swampy street in Ikotun area of
Lagos when this reporter caught her.
Jessica Elvis, the president-elect of the National
Association of Nigerian Prostitutes, NANP, just
finished having her lunch when the reporter
arrived. ‘You are not a farmer. I don wash your
back o,” she said jokingly with a warm
handshake amid cheerful smile.
In the red light zone, Elvis, whose real name is
Oluchi needs no introduction. She was until her
election as the new president of NANP, the
longest serving secretary, between 2002 to 2015.
In this exclusive interview with DAILY POST’s
Ameh Comrade, the mother of one spoke on her
victory at the Saturday’s poll, plans for the
association and why she would like to make love
to Real Madrid and Portuguese soccer star, C
Ronaldo as well as Nigerian music sensation,
Dayo Balogun, otherwise known as Wizkid before
she retires.
You’ve been agitating for the baton of leadership
of this association, tell us the plans you have for
NANP?
I must really confess, it’s not easy as seen from the
stand. But there’s nothing much, I have been the
third in command since 2002 (General Secretary) and
I have been doing most of the jobs. I don’t see much
difference though.
Talking about the plan, like I said during my
campaign, I want to let people know that you don’t
have to work in NNPC or Central Bank before you
make it in life.
As the new president of NANP, I will make sure our
members are well taken care of. I will ensure all our
offices across the 36 states of the federation start
functioning. I will also make sure all registered
members get ID card.
As you can see, the world has gone global and we
should also follow the trend; in this regard, we have
proposed to launch a new website which will have
the profile and contacts of all our registered
members across the country. If anyone is in need of
our service, all you need to do is to go online and
make your choice.
Secondly, I will also fight for the freedom and
security of our members. We’ve heard of cases of our
members being molested and killed. It is callous. We
will have to stop all that.
I will also try to approach the new government on
how to make life better for us. We supported the
president during his campaign. We even declared
free s*x when he won and we expect him to
reciprocate by looking into our plight. We are also
part of the society.
You have been the Secretary General of this
association since 2002, what do you think the last
leader failed to do?
See, I don’t want to rubbish anybody. My joy is that I
have won and I am here to work for those who
elected me.
Your predecessor, Madam Efoyo claimed you
didn’t win the election, how would you react to
that?
If she says I didn’t win, let her call the police to come
and arrest me na. All I can say is that I won the
election and there is no doubt about that.
Why the choice for prostitution while there are
other jobs out there?
Point of correction, we are not prostitutes.
Who are you then?
We are friends of the society. Call us peacemakers.
National Association of Nigerian Peacemakers.
Do you regret choosing this part of profession?
Why should I regret what puts food on my table; built
me houses in Lagos and Abuja and even trained my
daughter in school? I have no reason whatsoever to
regret.
So you have a daughter?
Yes of course, she went for summer coaching. She is
15 years now.
When and how did you give birth to her?
I gave birth to her fifteen years ago.
Where is the dad?
That is story for another day.
You mean she doesn’t know who her father is?
Must she? I am both the father and mother.
Are you telling us you impregnated yourself?
Maybe or maybe not
…;Laughs (Give me make I marry her na)
If you near her, I go cut you ‘bell’ (laughter). My pikin
no go marry Nigerian oo.
Would you allow her to take after you?
When she comes of age, she would decide
How old are you?
I don’t know, my mum didn’t tell me when I was born.
But do you have any plan of leaving this work and
getting married some day?
Marriage drove me into this and I hate the word
marriage with passion.
You mean you were once married?
Yes, but things fell apart. But I’m glad because it was
a blessing in disguise.
When do you plan to retire?
Maybe when I make love to C Ronaldo (laughter)
Do you mean the Portuguese footballer?
(Excitedly) Yes! He is my crush. I love him so much
that his pictures even turn me on (laughter). I use to
tease my colleagues that I must sleep with him and
Wiz Kid before I retire.
Have you met Wiz Kid one on one?
We have met on several occasions but he doesn’t
know me. I even have a picture I took with him during
a show in Eko Hotel, but he doesn’t know what I do.
So, how do you intend to sleep with him?
God go do am when the time comes.
Talking about God, do you go to church?
Of course, I am a firm believer of Jesus Christ. I don’t
miss church activities. Sometimes, I would declare
fasting and prayer for business to come. Whenever
I’m fasting, I don’t go out or ‘do’ that day.
Where do you worship?
For credibility sake, let’s leave out the name of the
church.
Aside the people you sleep with, do you have any
special person?
Yes, I have a boyfriend. It would shock you to know
that I am very jealous. The day I noticed my guy was
cheating on me, I nearly cut off his thing.
Is he aware you are a ‘peacemaker’?
No, he is not based in Lagos.
What if he gets to know?
Na you wan tell am?
Is Jessica Elvis your real name?
No, my real name is Oluchi.
What is you father’s name?
His name is my father
Where did you come from?
I’m a Nigerian.
Which State precisely?
Must you know my state?
Are your parents aware you are a prostitute,
sorry, peacemaker?
Not really.
Do you still go out to ‘make peace’?
Well, I have a bigger responsibility now. I now control
over 20,000 people. So my movements would have to
reduce.
What is your take on the legalization of same s*x
marriage?
I am neither against nor in support of it, but all I
know is that whatever makes you happy, do it.
Do you make love to women?
No, I’m not a lesbian.
Don’t you think you are offending God?
You holy pass me? It’s funny that people have already
condemned us to hell. But it would shock you on the
last day to see who will be in heaven and hell. As for
me, I am going to heaven. I don’t know about you.
What have you achieved from this job?
I have cars. I eat food of my choice. I have been able
to put a roof on the head of my parents. I have
properties across the country. I have clothing line
and several other businesses.
Do you have male members?
You wan join? (General laughter) |
Re: I Must Sleep With Ronaldo, Wizkid Before I Retire – New President Of NANP by izuch(m): 9:59am On Aug 16, 2015 |
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Re: I Must Sleep With Ronaldo, Wizkid Before I Retire – New President Of NANP by suave558(m): 10:02am On Aug 16, 2015 |
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Re: I Must Sleep With Ronaldo, Wizkid Before I Retire – New President Of NANP by Moloso(m): 10:03am On Aug 16, 2015 |
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