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Stupid by blissieng(f): 7:38pm On Mar 26, 2009 |
One evening Mike went over to his friend Terry's house to play cards with some friends. Mike sat directly across from Terry's wife. Mike dropped a card on the floor and bent down to pick it up. When he looked across the table he saw that Terry's wife had her legs open and no panties on. He sat up and was flushed. He went into the kitchen to get a drink of water. To his surprise Terry's wife had followed him into the kitchen and said, "Did you like what you saw?" Mike said, "Yes I did." She said, "Well you can get more than that but it will cost you $500." So Mike thought about his financial situation and said O.K. She said "so meet me here tomorrow at 2:30 because Terry will be at work then." Mike said, "I'll see you then." The next day, Mike came over, they had sex, he paid her, then he left. Later Terry came home and said, "Has Mike been over here today?" She said, thinking she had been caught, "As a matter of fact, yes." Terry asked, "Did he leave $500?" She said, "As a matter of fact, he did." Terry said, "Good because that fool came by my job this morning and asked to borrow $500 till this evening, and said he would leave it with you." Now that's a true playa!!! |
Re: Stupid by tonyfred(m): 9:14pm On Mar 26, 2009 |
whaoooooo ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Stupid by blissieng(f): 9:20pm On Mar 26, 2009 |
;d ![]() |
Re: Stupid by chioya(f): 9:21pm On Mar 26, 2009 |
i disagree mike is romade ![]() ![]() |
Re: Stupid by blissieng(f): 9:53pm On Mar 26, 2009 |
lol, hmmm, u fink he's dat broke? |
Re: Stupid by jamace(m): 10:07pm On Mar 26, 2009 |
Wow. That was seduction 404. And the sharp guy grabbed the opportunity sharp sharp. |
Re: Stupid by blissieng(f): 10:48pm On Mar 26, 2009 |
some have it and some dont ![]() |
Re: Stupid by blissieng(f): 10:57pm On Mar 26, 2009 |
Hmmm |
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