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| Job Definitions by biina: 7:52am On Mar 27, 2009 |
ACCOUNTANT - someone who knows the cost of everything and the value of nothing ACTUARY - someone who brings a fake bomb on a plane because that decreases the chances that there will be another bomb on the plane. (Laurence J. Peter) AUDITOR - someone who arrives after the battle and stabs all the wounded BANKER - a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. (Mark Twain) CONSULTANT - someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells you the time DIPLOMAT - someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip ECONOMIST - an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today EXPERT - an individual who spends his entire life learning more and more about less and less until finally they know absolutely everything about absolutely nothing. LAWYER - a person who writes a 10,000 word document and calls it a "brief." (Franz Kafka) LECTURER - one who talks in someone else's sleep MATHEMATICIAN - is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. (Charles R. Darwin) PROGRAMMER - someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand PSYCHOLOGIST - a man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl enters the room SCHOOLTEACHER - a disillusioned woman who used to think she liked children STATISTICIAN - someone who is good with numbers, but lacks the personality to be an accountant TOPOLOGIST - is a man who doesn't know the difference between a coffee cup and a doughnut |
| Re: Job Definitions by spenchuks(m): 10:02am On Mar 27, 2009 |
soooooooo funny!  |
| Re: Job Definitions by nkemz: 4:30pm On Mar 29, 2009 |
wicked defntnns lol!! |
| Re: Job Definitions by jamace(m): 5:04pm On Mar 29, 2009 |
 Some crazy definitions here. |
| Re: Job Definitions by clemcykul(f): 3:50pm On Mar 30, 2009 |
ride on poster |
| Re: Job Definitions by benedictac(f): 4:02pm On Mar 30, 2009 |
more poster |
| Re: Job Definitions by tytylayor: 4:07pm On Mar 30, 2009 |
@poster NAIRALANDIST nko? |
| Re: Job Definitions by Lolabbey: 4:12pm On Mar 30, 2009 |
pple who live deir job undone |
| Re: Job Definitions by krama(m): 8:42pm On Mar 30, 2009 |
. . . |
| Re: Job Definitions by clemcykul(f): 11:47am On Mar 31, 2009 |
wetin dey make u laff?? *looks down to see if my trouser zip is open* |
| Re: Job Definitions by sholabanke(m): 11:49am On Mar 31, 2009 |
what about ur back |
| Re: Job Definitions by Lolabbey: 11:50am On Mar 31, 2009 |
@ clem-lmao |
| Re: Job Definitions by clemcykul(f): 12:13pm On Mar 31, 2009 |
the guy wan see my forest |
| Re: Job Definitions by Lolabbey: 12:16pm On Mar 31, 2009 |
kai |
| Re: Job Definitions by olulu(m): 12:17pm On Mar 31, 2009 |
@poster coooooool, dove it clemcykul: clemcykul: kolo sumbodi, no 1dar, i dove u  |
| Re: Job Definitions by clemcykul(f): 12:44pm On Mar 31, 2009 |
i doves u too |
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