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Dont Laugh: ! Nigeria, We Hail Thee: by Gnexplore: 7:17pm On Mar 29, 2009
Enjoy this;

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In Japan they invented a machine that catches thieves;
They took it out to different countries for a test.
In U.S.A, in 30 minutes, it caught 20 thieves;
UK, in 30 minutes it caught 500 thieves;
Spain, in 20 minutes it caught 25 thieves;
Ghana, in 10 minutes it caught 6,000 thieves;
Uganda in 7mins it caught 20,000 thieves,

Nigeria, in 5 minutes the machine was stolen.

I thought I told you not to laugh? ?



2. Theft mars Nigerian 're-branding' 

The handset was swiped as Isawa Elaigwu entered the conference centre
Thieves stole a mobile phone belonging to a member of a new team campaigning to improve Nigeria's image as a country riddled by crime and chaos. [url]http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7948864.stm[url]
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7948864.stm




Nigeria, we hail thee.
Re: Dont Laugh: ! Nigeria, We Hail Thee: by clemcykul(f): 4:00pm On Mar 30, 2009
*Raise's two legs up for naija*

naija no dey carry last but e still be fool at forty somtin
Re: Dont Laugh: ! Nigeria, We Hail Thee: by Lolabbey: 4:02pm On Mar 30, 2009
am gonna sue dis poster 4 teft of intellectual property cheesy
Re: Dont Laugh: ! Nigeria, We Hail Thee: by jamace(m): 7:02pm On Mar 30, 2009
Abeg pity the poster. Rebranding the poster is better.
Re: Dont Laugh: ! Nigeria, We Hail Thee: by Nobody: 7:43pm On Mar 30, 2009
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
NIGERIA!!! Too bad, in 5 mins. Meen.
**i give nyash for nigeria.*
Re: Dont Laugh: ! Nigeria, We Hail Thee: by sholabanke(m): 10:22pm On Mar 30, 2009
which country are u from?
Re: Dont Laugh: ! Nigeria, We Hail Thee: by clemcykul(f): 11:38am On Mar 31, 2009
iraq

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