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Sango Bank Of Nigeria: We Promise To Serve You Best Even After Your Departure. by Aringarosa(m): 9:31pm On Oct 05, 2011 |
As our CBN Governor sat down to invent Islamic Banking for Nigerians and the President of CAN also thought of Christian Banking, I have also taken time to conduct a survey and came up with Traditional Banking for Nigeria. It will be the simplest and yet the most secured and complicated way of trusting and keeping your money with us. The name of the bank nationwide will be SANGO Bank of Nigeria (SBN). Your money will be transported spiritually to any destination of your choice (even abroad and overseas). OPC will be the chief security at all bank locations in the southwest, Egbesu in the south south, MASSOB in the southeast and Boko Haram in the north. No need for ATM when you can just sit at home and send or receive your money by reciting some incantation on a piece of red cloth stuffed in a cow horn. The following documents will be required to start banking with us immediately: (1) the beards of a young mosquito (2) the left last toe of a cockroach (3) three strains of a lion's hair (4) a snake's egg (5) five drums of palm oil (6) six yards of white cloth. We also offer internet banking for the yahoo fans. For more enquires, please visit our website: www.sangobankng.com or call Obatala on 08032601200. We promise to serve you best even after your departure. Thank you. 1 Like |
Re: Sango Bank Of Nigeria: We Promise To Serve You Best Even After Your Departure. by tyson55(m): 9:42pm On Oct 05, 2011 |
*Headache* caused by rib-crackin laughta. . . . Guy u r Wicked!. Last left toe of a cockroach?!, beard of a mosquito?!! Haba!. . . . .why not add right scrotum of a wild buffalo? LWKMD! 2 Likes |
Re: Sango Bank Of Nigeria: We Promise To Serve You Best Even After Your Departure. by Jenny20(f): 6:33am On Oct 06, 2011 |
@OP - No be me and u. . . cos anybody wey make deposit 4 dis 'bank', na 4 hell e go make withdrawal. |
Re: Sango Bank Of Nigeria: We Promise To Serve You Best Even After Your Departure. by Aringarosa(m): 6:36am On Oct 06, 2011 |
tyson55: Relax. The bank go soon reach ur 'area'. . . |
Re: Sango Bank Of Nigeria: We Promise To Serve You Best Even After Your Departure. by Aringarosa(m): 6:38am On Oct 06, 2011 |
Jenny20: You dey fear? 1 Like |
Re: Sango Bank Of Nigeria: We Promise To Serve You Best Even After Your Departure. by Nobody: 6:52am On Oct 06, 2011 |
Aringarosa:Lmao Do you breathe fire like sango sir ? |
Re: Sango Bank Of Nigeria: We Promise To Serve You Best Even After Your Departure. by White007(m): 6:57am On Oct 06, 2011 |
Ha ha ha ha. . . This is one of the funniest post i have read on Nl. please make me the Damaging. . . oops Managing Director, Sango sees my liver. . . . oops my heart , I will do a very good job kichang! Moderator should move this to the joke section. |
Re: Sango Bank Of Nigeria: We Promise To Serve You Best Even After Your Departure. by 1luvkipsus: 7:00am On Oct 06, 2011 |
U no dey shame!is it in dis modern world dat u re still mentionin tins like sango?wake up,d world is movin fast. |
Re: Sango Bank Of Nigeria: We Promise To Serve You Best Even After Your Departure. by Aringarosa(m): 7:03am On Oct 06, 2011 |
~Bluetooth: Bluetooth, yes i do. When are you opening an account with us? |
Re: Sango Bank Of Nigeria: We Promise To Serve You Best Even After Your Departure. by Nobody: 7:08am On Oct 06, 2011 |
Aringarosa:Get your approval first and i will know if i will open or not.perhaps,i will need to get a fire extinguisher cuz of this fire stuff. |
Re: Sango Bank Of Nigeria: We Promise To Serve You Best Even After Your Departure. by Aringarosa(m): 7:20am On Oct 06, 2011 |
~Bluetooth: You don't need an extinguisher, the fire Sango breath is harmless to all would be account holders. The earlier you open an account the better. |
Re: Sango Bank Of Nigeria: We Promise To Serve You Best Even After Your Departure. by rhymz(m): 8:02am On Oct 06, 2011 |
Lol, crazy op |
Re: Sango Bank Of Nigeria: We Promise To Serve You Best Even After Your Departure. by Thatdave(m): 9:40am On Oct 06, 2011 |
1luvkipsus:And sanusi was talking about Islamic banking? Agbada gburvu oviemhe oviemhe the opadine equiver of the , wheeeew! am trying to withraw N30 000 by incartation. |
Re: Sango Bank Of Nigeria: We Promise To Serve You Best Even After Your Departure. by Nobody: 2:32pm On Oct 06, 2011 |
This Should be moved to the Joke section, LWKMD |
Re: Sango Bank Of Nigeria: We Promise To Serve You Best Even After Your Departure. by freecocoa(f): 2:37pm On Oct 06, 2011 |
Sango ko Amadioha ni,una never serious. |
Re: Sango Bank Of Nigeria: We Promise To Serve You Best Even After Your Departure. by Nobody: 2:48pm On Oct 06, 2011 |
I've applied. Yet to get my ATM (At The Moment) card. The spiritual transfer is quite slow |
Re: Sango Bank Of Nigeria: We Promise To Serve You Best Even After Your Departure. by daywatcher: 2:49pm On Oct 06, 2011 |
at least it will be an institution based on indigenous practices unlilke those that we have now. Any oversees branch? |
Re: Sango Bank Of Nigeria: We Promise To Serve You Best Even After Your Departure. by ideylaff: 2:52pm On Oct 06, 2011 |
Don't tell me Prof Wole Soyinka is the chairman oooo and Baba 70 will be posthumous Vice Chairman over seeing the affairs of the bank on the other side See their LOGO don ready sef, |
Re: Sango Bank Of Nigeria: We Promise To Serve You Best Even After Your Departure. by Nobody: 2:56pm On Oct 06, 2011 |
ideylaff:This can't be the logo.where is Sango with fire and smoke coming from his mouth,eyes,nose and ears ? |
Re: Sango Bank Of Nigeria: We Promise To Serve You Best Even After Your Departure. by MMM2(m): 3:00pm On Oct 06, 2011 |
bad guy |
Re: Sango Bank Of Nigeria: We Promise To Serve You Best Even After Your Departure. by ideylaff: 3:03pm On Oct 06, 2011 |
This can't be the logo.where is Sango with fire and smoke coming from his mouth,eyes,nose and ears ? @ Bluetooth, hmmmmmm Their new LOGO , the former was Obatala but after todays Board meeting new Logo was approved Well don boy u know your gods well well. proper African man |
Re: Sango Bank Of Nigeria: We Promise To Serve You Best Even After Your Departure. by seyilabi(m): 3:04pm On Oct 06, 2011 |
Any Vacancy Available cos i would like to apply for post Spiritual Head of Operations |
Re: Sango Bank Of Nigeria: We Promise To Serve You Best Even After Your Departure. by Sike(m): 3:12pm On Oct 06, 2011 |
Can sumbudy stop me 4rm lafin??Wot a funny thread. . . .Hahahahahaha *farts* Oh oh!!! |
Re: Sango Bank Of Nigeria: We Promise To Serve You Best Even After Your Departure. by thimbook2(m): 3:13pm On Oct 06, 2011 |
u be kolo!! |
Re: Sango Bank Of Nigeria: We Promise To Serve You Best Even After Your Departure. by Ayowumie(m): 3:14pm On Oct 06, 2011 |
my rib is cracking ooooooooo |
Re: Sango Bank Of Nigeria: We Promise To Serve You Best Even After Your Departure. by atasteve: 3:15pm On Oct 06, 2011 |
Very funny |
Re: Sango Bank Of Nigeria: We Promise To Serve You Best Even After Your Departure. by ideylaff: 3:16pm On Oct 06, 2011 |
I can just imagine some defaulting on a loan or financial agreement with this bank, Thunder go just strike am like, sharrarrarrararararrararara Even the workers wold be fully loaded with jazzzzz |
Re: Sango Bank Of Nigeria: We Promise To Serve You Best Even After Your Departure. by Duke007(m): 3:17pm On Oct 06, 2011 |
guy,u dey craze o! u want kill person wit laugh, |
Re: Sango Bank Of Nigeria: We Promise To Serve You Best Even After Your Departure. by Nobody: 3:18pm On Oct 06, 2011 |
ideylaff:Yeah. . .You got it. your name must be SANGOTOPE ? |
Re: Sango Bank Of Nigeria: We Promise To Serve You Best Even After Your Departure. by MARKREN: 3:18pm On Oct 06, 2011 |
LWKMD This is the best post I have read in a long time @ Aringarosa u try |
Re: Sango Bank Of Nigeria: We Promise To Serve You Best Even After Your Departure. by slimyem: 3:19pm On Oct 06, 2011 |
i dont mind being the customer service personnel. Just gimme an effective spiritual powder to rub on my face daily. That way i wont have to talk too much. All a customer needs do it look me in the eye and GBAM!problem solves! |
Re: Sango Bank Of Nigeria: We Promise To Serve You Best Even After Your Departure. by Andrew3(m): 3:20pm On Oct 06, 2011 |
I AM THE REGIONAL MANAGER IN DUBLIN, WE HAVE MADE OUR ACCOUNT OPENING MUCH MORE FLEXIBLE. REQUIREMENTS : Beards from your uncle's left armpit Torn pocket from a prostitute's gist ring Hair from a white man's scrotum An Irish alligator pepper. |
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