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| Blind Date by biina(op): 10:27pm On Mar 29, 2009 |
Blind Date Jide sets up his friend Femi to go on a blind date with his cousin. Femi is a little worried about going out with someone he's never seen before. "What do I do if she's ugly?" says Femi, "I'll be with her all night." "Don't worry," Jide says, "just go up to her door and meet her first. If you like what you see, then everything goes as planned. If you don't, just shout 'Aaaaaauuuggghhh!' and fake a heart attack." That night Femi knocks at the girl's door. When she comes out he is awe-struck at how hot and sexy she is. He's about to speak when the girl suddenly grabs for her chest and lets out a loud , "Aaaaaauuuggghhh!" |
| Re: Blind Date by neowelsh(m): 10:41pm On Mar 29, 2009 |
Dat babe get spiritual eyez |
| Re: Blind Date by clemcykul(f): 3:58pm On Mar 30, 2009 |
like your own |
| Re: Blind Date by Lolabbey: 4:00pm On Mar 30, 2009 |
exactly |
| Re: Blind Date by krama(m): 8:43pm On Mar 30, 2009 |
hahahahahahahaha. . . so cool   |
| Re: Blind Date by factbox(f): 11:48pm On Mar 30, 2009 |
| minds speak louder than voice voooooooooooooom |
| Re: Blind Date by clemcykul(f): 11:36am On Mar 31, 2009 |
ol boy u well so? |
| Re: Blind Date by sholabanke(m): 11:38am On Mar 31, 2009 |
ask him again |
| Re: Blind Date by D1KeleVra(m): 11:42am On Mar 31, 2009 |
Banky na you kill the girl.  |
| Re: Blind Date by PeeJee(m): 11:54am On Mar 31, 2009 |
yes na him |
| Re: Blind Date by Lolabbey: 11:59am On Mar 31, 2009 |
nau dey sabi every abi |
| Re: Blind Date by clemcykul(f): 12:10pm On Mar 31, 2009 |
no mind the galfrnd snatcher |
| Re: Blind Date by olulu(m): 12:11pm On Mar 31, 2009 |
@poster sharp chick |
| Re: Blind Date by sholabanke(m): 12:12pm On Mar 31, 2009 |
yes gf snatcher |
| Re: Blind Date by Lolabbey: 12:13pm On Mar 31, 2009 |
make ona no start fite ooo.referee has injury |
| Re: Blind Date by sholabanke(m): 12:14pm On Mar 31, 2009 |
ok |
| Re: Blind Date by benedictac(f): 12:23pm On Mar 31, 2009 |
dont worry another refeere is here |
| Re: Blind Date by D1KeleVra(m): 1:35pm On Mar 31, 2009 |
Heys!  Im not a referee! This is a Zara shirt. |
| Re: Blind Date by blissieng(f): 1:41pm On Mar 31, 2009 |
Lulu I'm getting convinced more n more that u need , checkup - to put it mildly DK what has ZARA got to do with this again? |
| Re: Blind Date by sholabanke(m): 1:44pm On Mar 31, 2009 |
no be ZARA na M&S or PRIMARK |
| Re: Blind Date by dm1(m): 1:56pm On Mar 31, 2009 |
na wa o so even Nigerians know Zara, M&S and Primark. oya Debenhams, Burton, TK max, Next, |
| Re: Blind Date by clemcykul(f): 3:45pm On Mar 31, 2009 |
hmm |
| Re: Blind Date by dm1(m): 4:55pm On Mar 31, 2009 |
dis one u no fit talk abi, na to say hmm?  |
| Re: Blind Date by Lolabbey: 5:00pm On Mar 31, 2009 |
na mouth dey pain u nah |
| Re: Blind Date by romsky: 5:01pm On Mar 31, 2009 |
na my clumsy no sabi any designer |
| Re: Blind Date by Lolabbey: 5:18pm On Mar 31, 2009 |
u say wetin |
| Re: Blind Date by romsky: 5:25pm On Mar 31, 2009 |
na my fault say u no sabi read, i tink say u don talk gud nyt b4 abi oga don enta? |
| Re: Blind Date by Lolabbey: 5:27pm On Mar 31, 2009 |
sharrap |
| Re: Blind Date by blissieng(f): 7:37pm On Mar 31, 2009 |
vv |
| Re: Blind Date by D1KeleVra(m): 7:42pm On Mar 31, 2009 |
who? |
| Re: Blind Date by jmkbond(f): 9:50pm On Mar 31, 2009 |
wura |
| Re: Blind Date by olulu(m): 8:59am On Apr 01, 2009 |
blissieng:c me c local trouble o, are u halluciating? or u spell d wrong name? well, i pretend its a joke and laff about it for now |
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